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Whilst he is without a doubt a quality player, what is he really bringing to us? He's yet another foreigner coming over here and taking a space from our own home grown talent. If I believed he was going to add something to the squad, some experience, some motivation to the youngsters then great, but...

Let's make this simple.

If she tickles that bit behind your ballix and before yer ersehole at the right time, she's learnt that from someone else.

Wise men? One of them has gotten away with it for over 2000 years now! That's more than wise, that's genius.

This is grand! I never expected to find the ecumenical matters featuring on the rugby boards. Got to love a good debate on sky wizards and their middle eastern babies. Sure I've been to Israel and there was a distinct lack of folk called John, Peter, Luke, and Paul but I met a Ringo and a George! Th...

Setanta wrote:Suggestions so stupid they could well come from Neil Francis!

Ah now, I'm happy to overlook being called a D4 but Francis? Away an hoke ye balls ye!

A lovely pint at home but not over here. The water is pash ergo the Guinness is pash.

Let's not talk about Leinster and their big billy bozos with deep pockets. There needs to be more funding for the likes of Ulster and Munster. Ulster have done alright this season but they should be closer to the top if not at the top. Connacht should not be in the mix at all as a development region...

No, there really is no place for smoking in such a confined space where it can affect others. I see no issue with the use of mobile phones and I'm not fully convinced that this could be enforced, however I do understand the point that mobile phones are an awful distraction. It would be lovely to hav...

It's been a truly marvellous season for Connacht but we can't ignore the fact that this is a season after a tiring World Cup

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