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YouTube Gold. Great right hook, right on the money. I can't condone it, but I admire the technique. Love the bit when Hartley goes to Ashton afterwards and Ashton lowers his batterred head onto Hartley's chest, just like his mummy's bosom, and he was surely about to suck his thumb. Bless

He's building a bad rep. I'd like to think if one of ours was found guilty of biting, we'd show him the door, but in these days of professional players having a certain hold over their clubs, he'd likely get a slap on the wrist.

Biting is the lowest form of childish petulance that a thug can resort to. It's ranked right alongside spitting in term of gentlemanly or indeed Manly conduct. This entitled Child-Manthug doesn't have a sporting bone in his body and if he throws his dollies out of the pram and buggers off to League ...

Two home games in a row without them and I pray we do the hat-trick. Even with 'Only' 13300 bodies in the place against them thar boyoohs from the VahLees, it was a great atmosphere. With the Sprays game on a Saturday night, hopefully our friends will find work elsewhere.

Is he too late for the New Years honours list? Maybe he's never been intimate with a dead pig.

If he had Rob Baxter pleading his case, he'd be home Scott Free. Baxter would claim he was unfortunate for 'Flashing His Teeth' just like Tomas Francis was unfortunate when he flashed his boot into some poor sods head. Coaches are put in tricky situations when asked to comment, but ffs they aren't d...

Jeez you're gonna clock up some Air Miles with those fortnightly Friday morning flights back for Spanners, Guinness & Tayto. As for dying, since we past our 18th Name Day, we've all been dying, it's just that some are doing it more slowly than I'd like. FIRFU IMO moving to the Iberian peninsula ...

What background? BT, you are an evil genius. You started this with an seemingly innocent questioning of Mrs T's virtue, knowing all along where it would lead. You're recent door stepping traumas are well documented and it was only a matter of time before you sought your revenge. Like lambs to the sl...

Prince Charles did take a big hit on his upper thigh/hip area and he limped about for several minutes and I feared the worst, only for him to pop up ten minutes later with that intercept and gallop forward. Our wounded list from Friday's win could be quite lengthy.

Pain will be out injured with in-growing eyebrow, hay fever, torn rag nail and PMT, right up until it's time to pull in the Green jersey, when he miraculously recover.

Prince Charlie's intercept was a piece of try saving skill which probably saved the game. If they'd scored that one, we'd have struggled. Hendy looked a bit rusty, but he grew into it and his clearing out was a joy. Heh-You looked like his oil light was on after 20 minutes, but he didn't hear me whe...

We're getting closer to full strength and I just hope our returning 'Internationals' are infused with the same 'It's us against the World' enthusiasm, which their young replacements have shown thus far. Herring talks about the motivation they feel after falling short last term, I hope our coaches ha...

Cafe Arirang!
Was that Phil Mitchell telling Kathy her Uncle Harry was phoning her earlier?

I'll get my coat

I'd love to see Lyttle give it a go. He's likely to get a lot of game time this season and he can learn from 'Ruan Piennar, ULSTER's number 9' (sorry, broke into song there). He's good hands, he's faster than greased rabbit droppings off a polished shovel and as things stand, he hasn't missed a kick...

Well from what I've seen, Stockroom looks like he actually wants to play for us, in whatever position, unlike Constant Payne, who only seems interested in being an international . CNT loyal. Durrutti's Column