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A FORMER Leinster rugby player has been found guilty of sexually assaulting a music festival performer by grabbing her bottom while whispering a lewd demand into her ear. David Poff (20) drunkenly groped the woman’s buttocks from behind as she walked through a crowd and told her: “Give me your t**s....

Luke was never wise. Left out of Irish squads because he was a poor mixer and a pretty rubbish finisher. Has anyone seen the photograph taken yesterday in the dressing after the Aussie match? Everyone is facing the camera exact Seanie. He's facing in the opposite direction. It kinda explains why his...

Tender - I just want to clear this up now: I am not trying to justify anything. From the outset on this I stated very clearly I do not agree with the action taken by the IRFU. What I am trying to do is to explain the reasons why different actions were taken for similar activities by using a rugby a...

What really annoys me about BOD is that he is so sweet and smarmy. His wife has the same affliction. One reporter described her as being so sweet she would give you diabetes.

I have a certain sympathy for Ben Youngs. He had mike stuck stuck in his face by some bimbo from Sky. He should have shoved it up her jacksie.

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Family health issue. I think he picked La Rochelle as it is not far from Lourdes. No one in Ulster Rugby has healing hands now that our CEO is gong.

Luke Fitzgerald says Sean Cronin should have started for Ireland in their first test against Australia on Saturday. Ireland slipped to an 18-9 defeat to Australia in the opening game of their summer tour last weekend, with Ulster's Rob Herring starting at hooker and Cronin coming off the bench in th...

Joey bottles the penalty. He's no Keatley.

Joey can't kick, can't pass. What exactly does he do? Rob had a better performance on the balcony. All he dropped there was his jocks.

The band

Do we get him a leaving present. I was thinking of something that ticks.

I see Akinade has signed a new contract at Waterford Utd. A wee reminder below. In 2014 Ishmahil (Izzy) Akinade plead guilty to sexual assault and attempted defilement of a child - a 14 year old girl. Izzy was 16 at the time. Justice Ellen Ring said the conviction was punishment enough, as it would ...

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I have been told that Joe is deeply religious and was instrumental in getting rid of PJ and SO. A real holy Joe. Aye & his wife is called Mary & they have a wee scabby donkey, but of course, he's never ridden her, the wife not the donkey and so that my friends is where Wee Joey came from, a...