The UAFC

I have a certain sympathy for Ben Youngs. He had mike stuck stuck in his face by some bimbo from Sky. He should have shoved it up her jacksie.

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Family health issue. I think he picked La Rochelle as it is not far from Lourdes. No one in Ulster Rugby has healing hands now that our CEO is gong.

Luke Fitzgerald says Sean Cronin should have started for Ireland in their first test against Australia on Saturday. Ireland slipped to an 18-9 defeat to Australia in the opening game of their summer tour last weekend, with Ulster's Rob Herring starting at hooker and Cronin coming off the bench in th...

Joey bottles the penalty. He's no Keatley.

Joey can't kick, can't pass. What exactly does he do? Rob had a better performance on the balcony. All he dropped there was his jocks.

The band

Do we get him a leaving present. I was thinking of something that ticks.

I see Akinade has signed a new contract at Waterford Utd. A wee reminder below. In 2014 Ishmahil (Izzy) Akinade plead guilty to sexual assault and attempted defilement of a child - a 14 year old girl. Izzy was 16 at the time. Justice Ellen Ring said the conviction was punishment enough, as it would ...

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I have been told that Joe is deeply religious and was instrumental in getting rid of PJ and SO. A real holy Joe. Aye & his wife is called Mary & they have a wee scabby donkey, but of course, he's never ridden her, the wife not the donkey and so that my friends is where Wee Joey came from, a...

I have been told that Joe is deeply religious and was instrumental in getting rid of PJ and SO.
A real holy Joe.

FOR BIG rugby clubs facing into a World Cup season, this is an important time but Ulster Rugby, where chief executive Shane Logan remains in situ after a rough period, is looking into 2018-19 with yet more questions than answers. The only way an Ulster... Read more » Phoenix magazine appears to have...

I see that the Company that runs Thomond Park has posted a loss of €774k after depreciation. Looks like IRFU will have to continue feeding cash into Munster Rugby. It's interesting that they can fund an additional number 10.

Jonathan Bradley and Rúaidhrí O'Connor May 22 2018 2:30 AM Ulster have lined up a replacement for Paddy Jackson but it remains unclear if the IRFU will approve the deal. Springbok out-half Elton Jantjies is top of the list for the northern province who appear unlikely to land Joey Carbery from Leins...