The UAFC

Well old friends (and foes) my time has come for me to go the way of many before me. I write this brief farewell in the knowledge that you have now (the most of you anyway) seen the 'light' in relation to our beloved club, the URSC . I am supported and comforted by those close to me on this my final...

I would have to decline to comment due to, now several, attempts on my life.

To be honest that covers most of the board!

YR
Time?
In fact given the recent attempt on my life would you PM me! (Thats Dead Ball not Cables)

Damn you GO!

Banditt, They are doing so with increasing regularity. This season’s average gate, friendlies excepted, is currently 10,258. This is up 3,209 on the same stage last year, when we were averaging 7049. An increase of 45% Now you must admit – that is progress. tok PS - the Glasgow game was on a Sa...

I will discuss with Paddy the score requests you have made. Good to have you back on board.

Nothing shocks me anymore. Poor chap though!

A STATEMENT After much deliberation The PRO League has decided to reinstate Jamsie. He will need to watch who he associates with from now on. Watch the little people James. This decision was reached unanimously. Any show of bravado on his part or by those who support him will result in the decision...

Gary
Does that not make 4 resignations?

Barnes

Thanks for that vote of confidence.

Ulster 21 - 15 Munster (Difference 6)

Issac Boss will score Ulsters 1st try
Barry Murphy will score Munsters 1st try

Ulster will score 2 tries
Munster will score 2 tries

Ulster will score 3 penalties or drop goals
Munster will score 1 penalties or drop goals

Sadly I recieved a communication late last night of a death threat for carrying on this campaign. I have discussed this situation we my family and advisers and it is with deep regret that I must now pull away from my involvement in this campaign. I would like to thank the many, many, many PM's I hav...

Jamsie
If youre any good - The law is whatever you want it to be!

I will contact Paddy and see what he thinks of your offer. Though I must say there doesnt look like there is much in it for him. Also when would this agreement crystalise!

Richard and Judy???
No I meant to say Punch and Judy!