The UAFC

might have been Rooster since he directs us to gaybelfast or "toots" in disguise since she doesn't like pretty boys who play rugby Thank god i played prop

Did you ever meet a pretty prop?

Rooster you ain't sharin my shower reading www pages like that i drop the soap to often

Being the father of daughters I did threaten to put the following on the answer phone

I am the father of three daughters if your Bank Balance is in excess of £250000 leave your name and telephone number and we will get back to you

if not no chance