The UAFC

Speaking of Dan, I saw an article from Ulster-hating Mexicont Barsteward Fanning on the eve of our game. To say that Gatland has an agenda is just mincing words, he is a heinous FIRFUC, a hater of all things Ulster and a man now placed third on my current list of people I'd love to die: Donal Spring...

interesting concept, unfortunate circumstances lead to me being at the game last night with 5 layers of clothing to stave off the inclement weather, Bout ya Mucker!!! :D Sorry about yer unfortunate circumstances, As for the inclement weather, what were you drinking? Or has Spain turned you into a b...

HwoodMike2umate wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 7:45 am I no who I blame

Mike, most amusing to run into you in the Snake House at the end of the game last night, to remind you of your pishing exploits in Northampton once more. I'm grateful to have received your update on the days since Trev's similarly heinous act, I'll treasure it

Let's not forget that gatland Gatland is a gatland used to smacking Irish ar$es. I must say I guldered when he dropped that gatland O'Driscoll. The howling from the 4 proud provinces amused me greatly. Better still he was right, at that stage O'Ba$tard was hanging on damaging his legacy for a few m...

interesting concept, unfortunate circumstances lead to me being at the game last night with 5 layers of clothing to stave off the inclement weather, A young man of my acquaintance suggested that Ulster aren't a great team, and I can accept the headline notion of that when you are miles behind the Me...

Let's not forget that gatland Gatland is a gatland used to smacking Irish ar$es. I must say I guldered when he dropped that gatland O'Driscoll. The howling from the 4 proud provinces amused me greatly. Better still he was right, at that stage O'Ba$tard was hanging on damaging his legacy for a few mo...

Ireland U20s: 15. James Nicholson (UCD/Leinster) 14. Ike Anagu (La Rochelle/IQ Rugby) 13. Hugh Cooney (Clontarf/Leinster) 12. John Devine (Corinthians/Connacht) 11. Hugh Gavin (Galwegians/Connacht) - u19 10. Sam Prendergast (Lansdowne/Leinster) 9. Fintan Gunne (Terenure/Leinster) 1. George Hadden (...

13 - 15 to Romania??! Ceausescu on the left wing? The great leader, Lionel? Folk talking of their international debuts earlier, mine was aged 14, 1969 v France, crushed them 14-9 I think but memory untrustworthy at pensionista status. About to depart the northern statelet for warmer climes good to ...

LOOK....... if anyone wants to break away from the idea of wrist slitting, doom gloom, and everything negative read on, if not g'wan feck yersel. HC 2022-23 Played th'ee, lost th'ee, we are like a pun'a'mince FFFS Believe that if you wish however, here are the facts: Round Yin: Sail away - well mayb...

Lucky to be remotely in the game at this point. A shockingly poor performance. Like the game at Sale after the shocking 2nd half v Leinster, this is a repeat of the appalling performance at Sale other than the score not being fatal - yet. After 40 horrible minutes, it's hard to see anything positive...

Another law unapplied for seemingly ever is the heinous crime of lifting a leg in a maul... until Taffy Brace pinged Tom Stewart last week. In fairness to Taffy, Tom's was so utterly blatant that I think dear Taffy felt "FFFS mate you've put me on the spot with your stupidity" and awarded ...

Would still have Jones ahead of Matty Rea though. Jones lacks physicality. Matty has it but has no idea how to actually use it effectively. There are other options. It appears Marcus is an in-betweener, neither listed as injured nor available. Did Marcus pish in Dan's Bovril? I thought he had done ...

As a member of Bamford's Black & Blue Army, I can say with 100% accuracy that this is DAY 5,829. What is often forgotten is that half-witted Taffy Alfie aka Gareth Thomas, a man accused of generously donating the HIV virus to a previous romantic partner, had to be restrained from joining Mad Tre...

BobE You miss the point The European Cup this year is basically a no show due getting the round by BT and ERC at both Sale and for LR so why risk players in games which are not worth winning . Go to Benetton with all guns firing and a win to achieve a morale boost With a misfiring backline it may b...

She is a regular columnist for the Bellylaugh, her articles all come under the heading "Opinion" but luckily they are ALL allegedly premium so only ever read by SUCKERS who would subscribe to such a reg, that's REG - reg. My guess is that her opinions are as likely to meet together and fal...