The UAFC

big mervyn wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 11:28 am I discovered today that I'm 52% Lionel maybe I should be moving on

My commiserations. That’s a tough break.

Dave wrote: ↑Fri May 05, 2023 8:55 am Haha this is hilarious. The homesickness cure worked too well for him.

big mervyn wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 10:57 pm

HwoodMike2umate wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 8:55 pm Don’t know why we haven’t set this up yet! Anyone have room for two folk tomorrow night to Old Holywood Road/ Tescos ( Knocknagoney) ?
If so send me a message.
But I suppose we could just drink at the bar at Ravenhill until it closes and then walk home.

Kyriacou Taxis?

Don’t talk pish!

big mervyn wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 3:38 pm

Dave wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 8:29 am

jean valjean wrote:Anyone else getting adverts for plastic pitches in tappytalk now? Damn those algorithms.

For saying the word 'spit' too often I was getting ads for barbeques at one point.

BBQ means Big Breasted Queens on the Internet ( probably)

Is Kyle McCall on that website?

Strong connacht squad with no glaring weaknesses. This is a big test of ulster's mental attitude, a knockout game they are expected to win. If we lose there could be serious ramifications with Jobs on the line. That is what we would expect but this is UR. If they lose, they will trot out some sh!te...

Disgraceful. Anyone not attending should be kicked off the forum. Maybe those not attending prefer corner seats. If you build it they will come. A corner sofa would be needed to get me, Clive and the likes to attend. Throw in a few a pizzas n pints, and you have yourself a maybe. Non-attendees out.

Didn’t Murphy play for Connacht? How the f&ck could he possibly be a referee or assistant in this game? Grew up in South Cork, went to school and uni in Cork, started his pro career with Munster, I'd have more of an issue if it was a Munster game. I get what you're saying, but he's a profession...

Didn’t Murphy play for Connacht? How the f&ck could he possibly be a referee or assistant in this game? Grew up in South Cork, went to school and uni in Cork, started his pro career with Munster, I'd have more of an issue if it was a Munster game. I get what you're saying, but he's a profession...

Yer a scud.

Didn’t Murphy play for Connacht?
How the f&ck could he possibly be a referee or assistant in this game?

The 'losing to Leinster by less than Toulouse lost to Leinster' trophy will be Dan's greatest achievement. :lol: He has a few wins also. SUFTUM followed by "Can we play you every week" chants pouring out on the terrace. None of us are happy losing to Leinster, it deeply sickens me, but th...

Jerry Springer has sprung a leak and sank.

Cap'n Grumpy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 25, 2023 8:25 am

UlsterNo9 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 9:32 pm

Dave wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 8:54 pm

UlsterNo9 wrote:Pitch was terrible last night.

Did it help the maul, yes/no, discuss...

You're not wrong pal.

He might be wrong - yes/no, discuss.

We can neither conform nor deny that it may be discussed or not discussed, maybe.

BTW, when he finally gets that boshiership job, I'll be here for all you heartbroken Dan-sexuals. PMs open. Who would you replace Dan with? John Dobson and Franco Smith would be two guys I think we could realistically attract. Would Stuart Lancaster take another gig in Ireland if he was offered the...