The UAFC

Rowen Poonar is dutching you guys because hus woof doesn't lyke it there.

Wutching the wrong humousfear...glad you don't have to puy for thus.

Is thus the hifftime munies?

When's the rigby mutch start? Good soccer game though.

Sex is the best form of exercise I'm told ... I like six Pimila and her fife friends is about as close as you would git to six. Thut is a wink mayte careful you don't pull something winking Kiwi, now winters coming even winking could have you Kiwis bed ridden for months. How dya wink without pullin...

I've watched Afoa in his last two games for Gloucester and I have to say he really mustn't have liked it at Ulster. Some work rate for a prop. Wasn't him who didn't like it. Sex is the best form of exercise I'm told ... I like six Pimila and her fife friends is about as close as you would git to si...

Russ wrote:

ruckover wrote:

Joe Schmo wrote:I've watched Afoa in his last two games for Gloucester and I have to say he really mustn't have liked it at Ulster. Some work rate for a prop.

Wasn't him who didn't like it.

Sex is the best form of exercise I'm told ...

I like six

Frickin chrustians. Bern thim ut the steak, eh. Ruchie is my god.

How's bug Duggie Hoylet getting on? Stull fackin the cars up eh?

Ulster pack look weak so the Italians could well do a job on us up front. Back 3 could struggle away from home. I'd expect a scappy and tight affair. Might sneak a win but wouldn't be betting on it. Zebre showing just how crap the Dragons are. The only job thut peck would do is a sucky dicky one, e...

I'm the greatest Full Back ever to draw breath. But, it's going to take another whole twelve months for you lot to realise it. I'm a lot like JPR but thicker, fitter and better! (So I'm told) Sonny Bull, Tim-Nanai, Nuck......not you, don't exist in world rigby. Are you that chimp faced bow-legged s...

Jee-rod is a fufteen! The blues played him at thirteen for a ficking joke. They also played a prop at scrim half. Weepu. They even told Jonny Ufoa he could come back to nz anytime he liked without effecting hus contract if he signed for Usltaaa. Prainksters the lot of em!

All this contradictory info flying around. This very morning UR announce The Sun God is arriving next week, now he's needing shoulder surgery? Ruan possible return, when it appears SA expect him fit & recuperated for the AIs & don't expect him to play between times. It's so so confusing. :r...

There us a coach from here who wint up to you guys part of the world. His name was Gapland or Fatman or simthing like thut. He worked at Seaworld for a while coaching the dolphins to do trucks.He was so bad two of the dolphins, called Spike and George North, died from drowning. He literally couldn't...

Can give you Ruchie's doc's numba? Lol joke it was a vet that dud his work. Ruchie has so much metal in hus body that he is a magnet magnet.