The UAFC

I've called every game wrong this season so far and on that basis I'm confident of an Ulster victory with Rory Best being mom, proving his doubters wrong that he's currentally mentally chugging on his tractor over fields and dale. Hopefully Sexton continues his mission to pish off just about every t...

if Joe should be thinking hard about the likes of Kearney, Sexton and Murray, then he should also be doing so regarding his ageing captain, whose influential contributions on games have been diminishing for quite some time. Not for the first time you are correct Bart. Folk here don't like it and I ...

Or the players who celebrated the last Irish try. Really wtf?!

Game over after 2 minutes. Ireland a complete shambles of a performance and amused by it. Wales are a proper team and set up who play for each other and deserved their slam with those foundations n place. Ireland have turned into a bunch of premadona charlatans with foundations built on quick sand. ...

Hello everyone. For me it's an Irish victory. Ok Wales have home advantage and if Ireland don't insist on the roof on then they will be looking to the predicted bad weather as a leveler. That will tell you all you need to know about their mind set. However Beirne's inclusion is long over due as an e...

Yes hard to think how ordinary this much vaunted Irish side has become in such a short space of time. It may well be a personnel issue up front as they lack go forward ball that Hendy, Leavy and Bierne can provide. Wales worked out England's blitz umbrella defence was to pick and go through them as ...

Sadly Ruans sister tragically died in a car accident a couple of days ago so he won't be playing for obvious reasons.

Dave I was once married to a woman. At first all those little things that used to irritate me you know the look, the glare, the tut when you did something worst descrbed as mildly wrong, the occasional impromptu visit from her mother . Then you think those things, those minor irritants will simply f...

Ernie Crawford is a legend btw

Is it just an Ulster term?

Nothing wrong with POM's tackle. Hogg should have avoided it if he didn't want to get hurt. On the otherhand the poor old advertising board didn't stand a chance against the cry baby. He's a decent player but he really is an awful whingy b1tch. He looks like the love child of Stan Laurel and Sandy ...

Was at the back of the stand. England’s kicking was bloody good tbf. Was in a a pub in Edinburgh last night watching Brian Moores hardest moments in rugby or something. Never bore of watching that Ackford getting knocked sparko by a 19 y o Mendez. The ultimate shame was that he was sent off whereas...

Alickadoo do do push pineapple shake a tree.

Fantastic Big Merve thank you.
Also something else you can help me with.
Who assassinated JFK?

Oh ta for that. What a Kaflufal