The UAFC

semi mental wrote:the article from the beeb should read "Shane Williams's hopes of pushing for a Lions Test berth have been hit by a shocking lack of form"

Or ....

"Shane Williams's hopes of pushing for a Lions Test berth have been hit by a shocking sense of reality!

You don't have to wait until then .... you can see him on cbeebies all the time!

As that old saying goes the Ulster public hav a rite 2 no, where is Sixways, is it near that roundabout outside Newry, or is that Fiveways.................? If, as the saying goes, "there's NO twoways about it", maybe sixways should be fiveways ! :wink: I know, ..... I'll get me coat!

I believe the WW match was pencilled in as long ago as last season as the return leg of a KUKRI sponsored event. No doubt the Kukri Allstarzzzzzz will be there ..... will HolywoodMike?

Do you also have sandals and handbag to match "bloodshot"?

I heard a rumour that the pre-season frindlies wil be announced at the same time as the new coach ......





............ on 15th September ...........





..............2010

FWIW

Gemma intends to be at ravers for any pre-season matches (and to see the new stand) and also hopes to attend matches in wales with the newly formed Kent Branch of URSC (minimum membership of ONE).

Bring lots of kleenex to any matches in August for a weepie goodbye.

The ulster public has a rite 2 to no that due to Holywoodmike's being devoted entirely to cheerleaders, he has been sectioned.

Barrack Obama is visiting a Glasgow hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness, He greets one. The patient replies: Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye take yer place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As langs my airm...

My REALISTIC expectation is to go to every home match, have a good night out and enjoy myself. Likewise, away matches depending on dates, times and venues (& finances). I REALISTICALLY expect to enjoy any away trips I manage to go on. Everything (anything) else is a bonus. Maybe I'm not a real/t...

I presume the Scoop can not be opened to the general public, which is what would be needed to make it viable as per the suggestion. I assume it must for legal reasons operate as a private club just like CIYMS and countless other rugby clubs (and other sports), with (at least theoretically) "sig...

In relation to the main content of Cracker's post, I actually agree with a lot of it. We are definitely at a crossroads, & the next 2 seasons will be defining as to what direction we go. Without a decent Magners finish, (play offs), & Heiny finish, (in contention for qualification when last...

brianc wrote:

You are a very sad & strange man!

NO I'M NOT!!!!!


ANY ONE WHO SAYS I'M GRUMPY IS ...... probably right

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bus, coach, .... coach, bus, ... whatever

That NI Wags thing was the most embarassing thing I have ever seen. I am sure 1F was not very impressed! Dont know how she compares to Posh, but similarities between Becks & 1F seem fairly limited :D If 1F wore Lauren's clothes, NOBODY would dare criticise we'd all be saying " what's saron...