The UAFC

Marcell can only run in straight lines. He cannot move laterally quick enough to make a tackle if an attacker goes for the gap between, him and his inside/outside defender. He has been caught like this 4 or 5 times this season. It's an easy linebreak for the opposition. It seems to be a mobility is...

I'm wondering what young Michael will do with Zebastard's shirt? I'd use it as a firelighter over the winter. I am amazed that nobody else thought Marcell was worth a vote, his stats were miles better than any other forward, indeed the man who came closest was Sean Reidy. If I were young Michael I ...

Can the poll not be set up to allow voting for two of those on the shortlist? To make matters easier, one of those votes automatically goes to Trump, and the voter still only needs to select one option anyway? Just a thought. No Allow me to explain, breasts like ballix come in pairs , but there can...

Can the poll not be set up to allow voting for two of those on the shortlist? To make matters easier, one of those votes automatically goes to Trump, and the voter still only needs to select one option anyway? Just a thought. No Allow me to explain, breasts like ballix come in pairs , but there can...

Ulster gave it a decent enough thrash before running out of steam, but in reality there was not much they could do against that monster Racing team. We just don't have enough big lads with dog.

Get yer coat.... Cooney’s ball handling skill in the build up to OxO’s try was spectacular. He was thrown a wayward pass and somehow not only caught and controlled the ball, he laid off the perfect pass. Which is why I raised a glass to him and gave him my MOTM vote. Leicester weren’t impressive at...

Lurgan Lad wrote:Addison very good, Lowry too. Thought Leicester would beat us through better quality half backs, pretty good performance.

Youngs better than Cooney? Yer jokin. He's one of the major reasons that England are currently so crap. Slow pass and limited tactical brain.

Billy Burns has done nothing for me to suggest the 10 shirt is his. He doesn’t attack the line at all,just ships the ball on while static. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Which plays into the Munster strategy of having fast line speed. Additionally, having a muck 9 who doesn't know how to kick, ...

Addison safe as houses and Gilroy making some great moves but I can't look past Cooney's contribution to one try and nerveless kicking. Agree. Addison is a real find and a classy looking player with hands, footwork, gas and defence. But Cooney yet again was the match winner for Ulster. At the momen...

thecrouch wrote:Addison is a fantastic signing by the way. Best player in white tonight.

No flash, just totally solid and reliable.

He already looks a better all-round FB than Chas. Piutau ever did - makes fewer defensive mistakes and has plentyy of flair in attack.

I enjoyed the match, and given the amount of new starts and fact that Dan just arrived a couple of weeks ago, thought we went well - against a strong Scarlets side. He looked very rusty, but Marcel is some pup.. give him a game or two and I think he'll be tearing trees up. Live I didn't think Timon...

OK, we are an hour ahead so I've had time to consider things. >EW (I'll probably use that regularly get used to it.) I'll take that, imperfect as it was. In order of importance, Marcell appears to have survived, Hendy is awesome, HenryS is a great short-term replacement, shame it's not longer, Addi...

There is a guy called Billy Burns in the Gloucester Boshership who is i.q.....Brother of Freddie. Billy's not a bad player (he may actually be better than Flaky Freddie.) How is he Ireland qualified? His Da is called Jerry. Has to be IQ'd. Lancaster would know. Well if it was Gerry there would be n...

Right, some people here need shooting in the fuc'king face. I know I am sharper than most of you, so sharp that I have to be very careful shaving, but FFFS I will not have idiots using a simple verbal device to make themselves, and maybe another idiot or two, feel as if they have this posting crack...

jackthelad wrote:There is a guy called Billy Burns in the Gloucester Boshership who is i.q.....Brother of Freddie.

Billy's not a bad player (he may actually be better than Flaky Freddie.) How is he Ireland qualified?