The UAFC

oh Lord. oh Lordy Lord.

222toHounslow wrote:Is Ethel safe?

Safe as a house in the Shankill, I am not going anywhere just yet. Boss has not been in for a few days .

Just left a roll of big bags into the CEOs office, he was still there doing a video, something titled “Ulster my role in their Downfall”, has the following written on his whiteboard. From Memory, 1. What do you say to your critics 2. No free tickets, just loyal fans , real fans. 3. Baggy and Cocktea...

Ffs , Sparky abandoning ship as well, Logan you are ruing this club, who is next , Ethel My position is safe, that I can assure you, I meet hundreds of people every day, they all say, “Ethel you are safe” I will miss p, such a little scamp, he once hid my box of bourbon creams, Bryn was furious he ...

Lovely words from the Boss this morning at daily prayers (then that know, know) I believe for every drop of rain that falls A flower grows I believe that somewhere in the darkest night A candle glows I believe for everyone who goes astray Some one will come to show the way I believe, I believe I bel...

Just out of my early morning debriefing with Mr Logan, I have been aske to supply 170 cups of peppermint tea, 340 tofu canapés and gluten free fairy cakes for a group of travelling fans. They are to be given a tour of the stadium and showers are available for them that require a wash. The band has b...

I had to polish the thing

i miss wee Les

Why wait, what’s the point of hanging about? He hasn’t exactly ripped any trees up while he’s been here. Season is over anyway. Stick Ethel in for the run in. Contract does not let me get involved in Rugby matters and there is an induction in place keeping me away from Darren Cave, all a mis unders...

I am staying You think so? Young Man, i have been given assurances by Mr Logan that i will be the best tea lady if not the world, the universe, so who am i to doubt him. I called past his house on Saturday with a we fruitcake, no answer but he must be expecting a big breakfast prayer meeting with a...

I am staying

Such a lovely young lady, brings sometime fresh to the game. I don't know much about rugby but she left the changing room spotless . Not bad for a langer from Limerick.

Very quiet in here today .

Matt Williams touched me up, cream everywhere. Dropped a plate of Eclairs for Dr Dave.

damianmcr wrote:Too early for a v Kings thread? Have they left for SA? Who didnt fly?

More Blazers than players flying, some can't believe their luck, two free holidays this year .