The UAFC

Coatzee might be tempted to the Bulls.

If he goes, we’re Donald Ducked.

Medical.

I just ask do I prefer Alby starting to Shanners.......hell yeah so plugs a year to develope or find a scrummie who doesn’t have us all wetting ourselves when Conneys not available. Eggsackerly I‘m often awakened in the middle of the night in a panic stricken cold sweat by the memory of WeeD and hi...

I think BJ blows Billy Burns outta the water in terms of what he brings to the team’s performance . I gave my vote to Marcel, but I hope to go for BJ in the future..

Toffee.

If you must eat plastic tubes of mechanically recovered pig, you should realise the larger the company churning out this waste product, the lower the quality of the product will be. If you’re gonna fill yer arteries, you’d be better of finding a good local butcher who makes his own sausages which ar...

Johnson has more to him than just his kicking game. He offered more about the park than Burns ever does. He seems to want to get stuck in and get involved. I’d like to see him get a run of games alongside Cooney. Marcel was simply immense. His name should be in the Oxford English under ‘Hard Yards’ ...

Wee D’s box kicks, Wee D getting caught behind our scrum doing his Meerkat impression, Wee D offloading slower than the Hunt glacier...

But then again he might have one of his lucky days and score a couple...

It all adds to the excitement

Funny....one and a half?

Fine, you wanted to move on. Well done, but you can’t tell others to forget the injustices of the past and turn their backs on Sons of Ulster who did nothing more than indulge in unsavoury laddish banter which offended those who’d book long haul flights to be offended.

Wray isn’t in trouble. He didn’t do anything wrong. He made some ‘mistakes’ Their star players did nothing wrong. They’re well accustomed to getting an extra £30,000 a year on top of their wages and massive interest free loans, or a house... The RFU don’t mind bending their rules to allow these sain...

So don’t miss any

A solid point, well made.

Naive is the best way to describe Rory’s answer. He’s an Ulster legend but as green a culchie as you’ll find. It doesn’t change the fact that Paddy and Stuart were found innocent of all charges. The accused was shown to be a liar and two lads were wrongly forced to leave the jobs, their homes and th...

I moan about the way they pull a pint of stout, but the rest I view with some equanimity.
Not moving on.

Alongside Murray and Sexton