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But we’ll pay up with a big cheesy grin on our coupon’s.

big mervyn wrote:I thiught Tender was UAFC breahthrough of the year.

High praise from a genius. Cheers Merv

EOS
McCloskey, with AOC a very close second
Coatzee

You mean like the scheduled length for a game of Rugby?

Eighty Minutes.

Tell us all again how Lowry is too small...

Anyhoo, enough of Rum’s gobshyte. It’s Gameday...Is it too early for a GUINNESS ?

Not Beauden Barrett either.

I went absent from this message board due to abuse I received pointing out Ian Humphries was as bigger liability than asset and Ulster would not win anything with him at out half . And only time will can performance will prove or disprove my opinion . Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk You absented...

It does appear the Rumoracle, our all knowing football expert has mixed up his balls again.
That one should see the Mods brandishing at least a yellow card for its arsefoonery.

How the feck did this go from the DUP to the Grab All Association?

Anyone who bothers themselves about religion or politics in this place is wasting their time. This thread has nothing to do with Rugby and there are other places on this forum better suited to such drivel.

He’s someone’s son...

Not bad Rum. Some actual sentences

I’ve mentioned before, but Treadwell seems to thrive in the presence of Coatzee. He makes breaks and hits a few tackles, which is so out of character for him. Long may it last. Ballacoune has improved and he made some great tackles last Saturday. Lowry and him both try to run the ball every time the...

He’s flying over onboard a private jet with his entire family to inspect facilities. He’s such a fantastic ambassador for Ulster, that’s why we love him so much.

I know we’ve punched way above our weight this season and we still have a lot of rebuilding to do, but I think we’ll do the Jocks.

Our last ruck inspector just got relegated from the Avivabosh. Very strange he didn’t make a huge difference at Newcastle .

In a heavily contested field, he’s amongst the top three twunts.

Let he who is without sin...

You seem to seek out things to offend you. The World isn’t about you and it doesn’t give a feck about you.

That was exhausting to watch and I’m sure there’s some really sore bodies today from both teams. I hope the officials slept well and their consciences weren’t keeping them awake... Aki should have walked..anyone who’d argue against that is simply wrong. We had Hendy tackled whilst of the ground at a...