The UAFC

Cornerfleg wrote:Sofia Vergara and Keira Knightley ....

Pay to see that

As a fan of quantity as well as quality, we had a great meal which satisfied both criteria in the Viscount in Dungannon last week. The early bird menu is particularly good value; order up to 6:30. Has always been good quality place, nothing too posh just darned good grub Sounds a lot like AJ's in C...

The service at OX was first class last week and it's a nice, bright space. The waitresses were tastier than some of the food although, on the other hand, it was reasonably priced for a one-star and the waitresses were very tasty tbf. Had a reasonable Sunday lunch at the Malone Lodge. The bouncy cas...

Look at it another way. On the thankfully few occasions where I have experienced a bereavement, I have had a great many things said to me in way of condolence. Some of those were generic - 'Sorry for your loss' sort of things. Don't g et me wrong, from a relative stranger, that is both appropriate ...

So have we a fly-half yet?

Baggy Did you get it out !! Been there at 3 OO am once had to get up out of bed and walk the Cregagh Road at 3 in the Morning was very tempted to waken Brain Marshall -- now that shows how long ago it was. I think if I had it-- might have been my first extraction by knock out. What is 3 oooooh am? ...

Rooster wrote:

Neill_M wrote:Zebre Mk II will be staying in Parma for the 17/18 season

Need an announcement re the make up of the conferences and the fixtures to see if there will be an away game in Parma this year.

Sort of a go bust and restart as new company next week.

Can we try that?

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:I would suggest that you thought it was foul play (it wasn't), and you are looking for a sequence of events which in your mind fits with the referee's decision making to agree with your opinion.

Making the world fit a pre-conceived load of cack. Sounds like religion.

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Dave wrote:We've all had a boner in Tesco at some point in our lives.

Remember it well Dave, a liaison with a handsome MILF over the Birds Eye frozen veg section.

At least you'd something to rest the boyo against.

Most pressingly - if rum was offered the chance to throw one up his wife's sewerpipe, would he do it? Or is this perversion?

There is just one more utterly deceitful thing that happened, don't tell the others this is for your ears only. >EW When the Saffer made a run for it I had a look at the situation and considered a neutral might consider it a dodgy place to overtake so I popped into my car, drove about 500 yards fur...

Rooster you don't need to be in far away places to be in danger. We've plenty of morons right here who seem to try their best to kill innocent bystanders. Recently I was in Creightons filling station (Finaghy) and one bloke was leaning on his Passat eating his sarnie and enjoying the sunshine (back...

why do you think all these previously tested and safe tower blocks suddenly became so unsafe that people needed moved out? Gross over reaction I would have thought on the cladding. The gas one is strange though as I have mentioned before the isolation valves appear to be manual in all these buildin...

Watched Shawshank Redemption last night Question who put the cupcake back up on the wall after Andy escaped? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Don't know how this was originally missed, but this is surely the most rumn post ever. "Cupcake." I think we all know it's 50/50 whether he used ...

If a straight man's wife was willing to take it up the hoop, rum, does that count as a "perversion"?