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It was a frustratingly inefficient performance from Ireland. The definitely blew it IMO. Schmidt ball relies on clinical, unswerving accuracy and ours was absolute dung on Saturday. The 4 on 2 on their line summed that up for me when the forwards kept trundling at the fringes. I have no problem wit...

His consistency is a huge problem IMO. The only one thing you can, and should, ask from a referee is consistency in their own application of the laws. Barnes is a wild card as we saw in the first half with 4 penalties against us in 12 minutes and subsequent binning of Warburton. It wasn't his fault...

by being very strict from ruck one - towards both teams - Barnes made that game one of the great matches that have been played in recent memory. what a test match it was. phase after phase, tackle after tackle. the 20-something plus another 20-something phases would not have happened with most other...

Laugh away pal, laugh away.
Head injuries are a hoot, yeah?

All these red cards and citings.... Why always us? 1) Because every fecking week in life Ulster fans boo and bay the referee. Refs subconsciously will - in a split decision - think "F%%% you lot" and things frequently don't go our way. Easy, kickable penalties given away time and time agai...

UlsterNo9 wrote:Is Luke going to beat his previous record of most consecutive weeks without a concussion because of this?

Ur a f*&%ing disgrace making a comment like that.
Guy nearly lost his career because of concussion and you're trying to be a smart ar$e about it?

Got 'photographed' overtaking some kerb crawler on a Sunday morning; never got a ticket so not keen to try again. :thumleft: Not big. Not clever. In fact just dangerous and obnoxious. Your post suggests that the 'kerb crawler' was the real idiot of the tale, and you in fact were just unlucky to hav...

I'm happiest when I've to wind down the window in the car because I've guffed, and the smell is "proper bogging" (as many of the culchies on this forum would say).

As proud as a honeymooner's length when that happens, I am.

222toHounslow wrote:In the crazy world of Ulster selection policy, why not stick Rory in at open side? Excellent at the breakdown and not exactly in the team for his throwing.

Yer, eh, being 'smart', yeah?

The whiteknight upped sticks a few weeks ago, and further climbed ye olde property market. (don't worry goonhead, I'm still a "Floreat Bangoria!" man) Anyhow, when moving/lifting/loading furniture, I discovered a condom that had a Best Before date of 2007. Like that find, is our match this...

D!ckheads

...tenor of debate... ...legal acts... permanent bans for repeat offenders (e.g. three strikes and you're out) Is this a serious topic or are you taking the pilsner with this 'rant'? Have you ever used the term 'tenor of debate' in real life? If so - are you proud of yourself? If not... aren't you ...

Got a '10 things to know before the match tonight' email.... It included some nonsense about the 'values' of Ulster Rugby. It mentions traditions. Here's the relevant bit. Ulster Rugby Values: We are proud that a night at Kingspan Stadium watching the Ulster Rugby team play is a safe, enjoyable, inc...

People who make a sport out of slagging off the latest nomination craze.
This week it's the #icebucketchallenge

It's for a good cause.
Kate Upton's done one.
Didier Drogba's nominated that there Chelsea physio.

Pipe down complainers.