How many Saracen fans will come over?

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mikerob wrote:
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Ericsarrie wrote:Both wrong. Saracens have been based in the Barnet area of North London for the last 80 years or so.
Which is not in the city of London. Barnet isnt even on a tube line

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High Barnet is on the Northern line. Is High Barnet like Barnet on drugs? I've never been that far north on the Northern line to find out...

Saracens do play some games in the HAC grounds right in the City of London as they are trying to tap into city boys money. I went to see them play Connacht there in a pre-season game a couple of years ago.
You need to get a bus from high barnet to barnet.

They give out lots of free tickets in the city too. Most throw then in the bin

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Who do?

The Sarries people you have never seen in the City?

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Russ wrote:Im pretty annoyed that Rorys noggin is claiming the men of Luton are city of London boys. Never once saw a sarries Warren Gatland in the city

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I know at least 2 sarries fans in Luton, its a hotbed
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Ericsarrie wrote:Don't go to the official club website forum, they generally talk guff there. Unofficial forum is the place for a few friendly verbal exchanges.

http://www.rugbynetwork.net/boards/list/s104.htm
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A fella on their site called Catchyerselfon doing some bottom licking. Cockatrice is that you?
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I didn't realise that the Warren Gatland referred to a lady's front bottom.

Wouldn't that imply that we all like Warren Gatland's?

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Getting to quite like it here. A few ruffians but most of you seem fine fellows I'd be happy to have work on the Estate. You'll probably all hate me once Saracens have taken the testicles of your beloved Ulster and shoved them so far up your fundiment you appear to have 3 cox's pippins lodged in your thorax. Tally ho >drink1
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LastKnightoftheproms wrote:
Jackie Brown wrote:A fella on their site called Catchyerselfon doing some bottom licking. Cockatrice is that you?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

No, I don't think so. He posts on all the rugby net English sites. He appears to "like" them. :lol:

I've done a little "meet and greet". But that's all, in case you think I've gone "saft" Jackie. >EW
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Ericsarrie wrote:Getting to quite like it here. A few ruffians but most of you seem fine fellows I'd be happy to have work on the Estate. You'll probably all hate me once Saracens have taken the testicles of your beloved Ulster and shoved them so far up your fundiment you appear to have 3 cox's pippins lodged in your thorax. Tally ho >drink1
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I like him too. Man has got hoots pa

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Ericsarrie wrote:Getting to quite like it here. A few ruffians but most of you seem fine fellows I'd be happy to have work on the Estate.
Good to have a chap from a housing estate on the forum. So there's work going - are ye short of a few "community workers"? :terror:
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CYO2 has posted under that name on the rugbynet forums for years. I would guess he (like me) does it because he us interested in what's happening in English rugby. For years it's been him, me, last kp, and occasionally rooster who visited our opposition forums over there. Now it seems like every wum who's ever eaten some Tayto c&o is there making us look like fecking morons for months ahead of any match. Then coming back here and complaining that their supporters have no respect for us.
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God bless Mrs T :salut:
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Rooster wrote:God bless Mrs T :salut:
Doubt if it will help her down there Rooster. :twisted:
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Just popped over for a read on the Sarries, some sensitive wee souls, bless them.

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Wee Woman wrote:Just popped over for a read on the Sarries, some sensitive wee souls, bless them.

Who's the spanner UTID? Tell me it's not our one :shock:
Did he not leave here ?
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