Some one please ... get me interested in the new season!!!

[LegsLikeSausages]

Ladbrokes will not give me any odds on red cards until it is set in stone that Ryan Caldwell is completely out of the picture!

He seems to be at least 90% pictures these days (using Wallace's rule of 9s).

[Snipe Watson]

Ladbrokes will not give me any odds on red cards until it is set in stone that Ryan Caldwell is completely out of the picture!

There you go. More like your old self again.

[BaggyTrousers]

It's at times like this that Steeler Wheel comes to mind .......and no not Occam's Feckin' Razor of which I'm heartily sick ....... Steelers Feckin' Wheel, this one:

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ........... here I am stuck in the middle..........with a bunch of gurning chubes.

Of course this season will end in familiar disappointment, it does for 98% of professional sports teams every year, this will be no different, but I tell you this, if you whining little bitches start the season with yer wee whingie voices shrill & full of despair, feeling the world just isn't fair, I say, fu@k you all & the bitches that didn't drown you at birth, for yis are no feckin' good to man or beast.

The approach to this, like any other season, is to enter it with a soul full of hope, the hole full of soap comes around May time, in the meantime, make of it what you will/can, but it's there to be enjoyed if you can allow yourselves to do so, if you whinge about bands, 7 commandments, Doakball or any other thing, that is your own issue, fu@k you all, get on with it, there is craic to be had.

Man up, Yinst a NIght has enough Tighten Up Syrup for the lot of yis, chubes, gowls & wee gurnie bitches. I fart in your general direction.

[BuckRogers]

Thought you'd fecked off to Turnipistan BT so you'd care little about the plight of us God bothering Nordies?

[MattMo]

World cups coming up, can get excited after that. Before that, it's just more preseason really


MattMo

[BaggyTrousers]

World cups coming up, can get excited after that. Before that, it's just more preseason really


MattMo

Bullshit, RWC is a distraction, a mere 3 ringed circus that will also end in the familiar way, quarterfinal exit.

Buck me biy, you're behind in your reading homework, I've already issued a statement to class on my current MO.

[BaggyTrousers]

For the ultimate in clarity, I'm much more "excited" about Ulster's game against Ospreys than Ireland's first RWC game. Those who aren't have singularly stupid priorities.

Not long ago this place was coming down with "I'm not interested in Ireland any more", now your a bunch of girlie Fibberistas getting moist at the thought of watching Ireland fail at another RWC.

TWATS.

[Russ]

Together standing tall

Make sure you tune into radio 5 live on the morning of Ireland games

Yours truly is being lined up to provide expert insight and pregame analysis

[BaggyTrousers]

Together standing tall

Make sure you tune into radio 5 live on the morning of Ireland games

Yours truly is being lined up to provide expert insight and pregame analysis

Seems a fairly obvious lie Russ, then again you are a Fibberista.

#Fibberout ...... After the quarterfinals failure.

[Russ]

Together standing tall

Make sure you tune into radio 5 live on the morning of Ireland games

Yours truly is being lined up to provide expert insight and pregame analysis

Seems a fairly obvious lie Russ, then again you are a Fibberista.

#Fibberout ...... After the quarterfinals failure.

Whist

Just you wait

Lined up to give expert analysis on why cave is the only 13 in ireland and how wee mads will cost us the cup

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Together standing tall

Make sure you tune into radio 5 live on the morning of Ireland games

Yours truly is being lined up to provide expert insight and pregame analysis

and just where are you gonna come up with expert insight and analysis?

[Cornerfleg]

Pick a player, coach or ref who has just had a shocker and shout their name followed by OUT! after it ... there ya go ... job done well played Russ.

[Russ]

Together standing tall

Make sure you tune into radio 5 live on the morning of Ireland games

Yours truly is being lined up to provide expert insight and pregame analysis

and just where are you gonna come up with expert insight and analysis?

Pick a player, coach or ref who has just had a shocker and shout their name followed by OUT! after it ... there ya go ... job done well played Russ.

Obviously I am going to call Herr Baggs before hand

Then read the sudden meedya
Then say the exact opposite to the sudden meedya

Then shout Schmidt out

[Snipe Watson]

Pick a player, coach or ref who has just had a shocker and shout their name followed by OUT! after it ... there ya go ... job done well played Russ.

That's a bit rough Fleg. Russ doesn't have that much material and you've just nicked it all.

[Russ]

Pick a player, coach or ref who has just had a shocker and shout their name followed by OUT! after it ... there ya go ... job done well played Russ.

That's a bit rough Fleg. Russ doesn't have that much material and you've just nicked it all.

I'll do a George Hook and not watch the match