Some one please ... get me interested in the new season!!!

[Snipe Watson]

I'll do a George Hook and not watch the match

Yours truly is being lined up to provide expert insight and pregame analysis

[BaggyTrousers]

Anyone find a petard lying around as if recently dispensed with? Russ may have left it behind after hoisting himself by it.

[rorybestsbigbaldnoggin]

What Brennan-candle (thanks for that one, Baggy) gave Russ a microphone?

[Wee Woman]

I'm having a cup half full day today so I'm looking forward to getting back into things again, starting with a wee saunter down to Dublin for the Wales game this weekend .

And I can't wait for Saracens at home.

Agree about those bars in the middle of the grandstand, UR could not be making money out of those - open them up!!

[Russ]

Does anyone else want to join the panel?
You have to be attending a game that day and be a fan of one of the 2 teams playing

[Russ]

Tim Boys is scoring tries with exploded balls in New Zealand

[Fly Half]

Anyone find a petard lying around as if recently dispensed with? Russ may have left it behind after hoisting himself by it.

I take it BT (sport) that you don't realise a petard is a bomb and once one has been hoisted by said petard it ceases to actually lie around as it is no longer an it but a whole series of bits?

[Snipe Watson]

Anyone find a petard lying around as if recently dispensed with? Russ may have left it behind after hoisting himself by it.

I take it BT (sport) that you don't realise a petard is a bomb and once one has been hoisted by said petard it ceases to actually lie around as it is no longer an it but a whole series of bits?

I suspects Baggy knows exactly what a petard is.
The line is: hoist with one's own petard, not hoisted.

[big mervyn]

Anyone find a petard lying around as if recently dispensed with? Russ may have left it behind after hoisting himself by it.

I take it BT (sport) that you don't realise a petard is a bomb and once one has been hoisted by said petard it ceases to actually lie around as it is no longer an it but a whole series of bits?

I suspects Baggy knows exactly what a petard is.
The line is: hoist with one's own petard, not hoisted.

My mental image of a petard is one of those black round cartoon bombs, ideally with BOMB written on it in large block capitals.

[Snipe Watson]

Anyone find a petard lying around as if recently dispensed with? Russ may have left it behind after hoisting himself by it.

I take it BT (sport) that you don't realise a petard is a bomb and once one has been hoisted by said petard it ceases to actually lie around as it is no longer an it but a whole series of bits?

I suspects Baggy knows exactly what a petard is.
The line is: hoist with one's own petard, not hoisted.

My mental image of a petard is one of those black round cartoon bombs, ideally with BOMB written on it in large block capitals.

Not quite..............

[Rooster]

Anyone find a petard lying around as if recently dispensed with? Russ may have left it behind after hoisting himself by it.

I take it BT (sport) that you don't realise a petard is a bomb and once one has been hoisted by said petard it ceases to actually lie around as it is no longer an it but a whole series of bits?

I suspects Baggy knows exactly what a petard is.
The line is: hoist with one's own petard, not hoisted.

My mental image of a petard is one of those black round cartoon bombs, ideally with BOMB written on it in large block capitals.

Not quite..............

More like a Bangalore Torpedo

[Snipe Watson]

more like a limpet mine

[big mervyn]

More like a Bangalore Torpedo

That has to be a euphemism.

[Rooster]

more like a limpet mine

Not a lot of good against a wooden door though

[Snipe Watson]

more like a limpet mine

Not a lot of good against a wooden door though

Unless it's a steel door.
I think the first ones were bells.