Kiss out?
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Re: Kiss out?
I think we'd win plenty with Sophia Viagra playing 9 Fleg. The oppo would find it difficult running on three legs and would have to stand further back from the offside line.
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Re: Kiss out?
And imagine she cleared you out of a ruck and those big diddies landed on your bake.mid ulster maestro wrote:I think we'd win plenty with Sophia Viagra playing 9 Fleg. The oppo would find it difficult running on three legs and would have to stand further back from the offside line.
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I'm away for an hour or so to try and get my head round Rum on acid ... I may or may not introduce a dolphin ....
What I'm currently wrestling with is a finely balanced pen picture of G-Spot as a cross between Alan Carr making macaroons on celebrity bake off with Chuck Norris orchestrating a 4 on 2 on the streets of Hiroshima with Little Boy tucked under one arm ....
What I'm currently wrestling with is a finely balanced pen picture of G-Spot as a cross between Alan Carr making macaroons on celebrity bake off with Chuck Norris orchestrating a 4 on 2 on the streets of Hiroshima with Little Boy tucked under one arm ....
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thecrouch wrote:And imagine she cleared you out of a ruck and those big diddies landed on your bake.mid ulster maestro wrote:I think we'd win plenty with Sophia Viagra playing 9 Fleg. The oppo would find it difficult running on three legs and would have to stand further back from the offside line.
Visions of Poite shouting "Releeeeeze .... RELEEEEEEZE" and no one plying the slightest bit of attention....
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/w ... -rape.htmlCornerfleg wrote:I'm away for an hour or so to try and get my head round Rum on acid ... I may or may not introduce a dolphin ....
What I'm currently wrestling with is a finely balanced pen picture of G-Spot as a cross between Alan Carr making macaroons on celebrity bake off with Chuck Norris orchestrating a 4 on 2 on the streets of Hiroshima with Little Boy tucked under one arm ....
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Doirty feckers .... John West should go back to the old nets!
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Re: Kiss out?
They have rape caves.Cornerfleg wrote:Doirty feckers .... John West should go back to the old nets!
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Are you his Mrs?thecrouch wrote:COME ON GERALD.
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Re: Kiss out?
Cornerfleg wrote:Are you his Mrs?thecrouch wrote:COME ON GERALD.
Genuinely guffawed at that.
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Re: Kiss out?
Fixed.Cornerfleg wrote:Are you his dolphin?thecrouch wrote:COME ON GERALD.
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Mind I think we have lost the attention of the NI Media and Loggies proof readers by now ...
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
Re: Kiss out?
You know what fleg, you have just hit the nail on the head as why all our scrum half's are tom kite, Doak is coaching them to play the way he did, that perfectly described any of the current or past ones except Ruan.Cornerfleg wrote:Anyone remember in his playing days when Doak, ran up to a ruck looked up, looked down, looked right looked left, looked up ... looked down, looked up, looked at Humph guldering at him ... looked down ... then tried to sit on the ball till it hatched ...... and see a certain similarity to the way our backs play esp when Pienaar isn't at 9 ....
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Re: Kiss out?
how can you Compare Soper to McLocks ?thecrouch wrote:COME ON GERALD.
Oh and we have another antipodean , heading this way to show us how playing should be.
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Whom is this antipodean we have heading to us?Gerald the Mole wrote:how can you Compare Soper to McLocks ?thecrouch wrote:COME ON GERALD.
Oh and we have another antipodean , heading this way to show us how playing should be.
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