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I think we'd win plenty with Sophia Viagra playing 9 Fleg. The oppo would find it difficult running on three legs and would have to stand further back from the offside line.
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mid ulster maestro wrote:I think we'd win plenty with Sophia Viagra playing 9 Fleg. The oppo would find it difficult running on three legs and would have to stand further back from the offside line.
And imagine she cleared you out of a ruck and those big diddies landed on your bake.
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I'm away for an hour or so to try and get my head round Rum on acid ... I may or may not introduce a dolphin ....

What I'm currently wrestling with is a finely balanced pen picture of G-Spot as a cross between Alan Carr making macaroons on celebrity bake off with Chuck Norris orchestrating a 4 on 2 on the streets of Hiroshima with Little Boy tucked under one arm ....
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thecrouch wrote:
mid ulster maestro wrote:I think we'd win plenty with Sophia Viagra playing 9 Fleg. The oppo would find it difficult running on three legs and would have to stand further back from the offside line.
And imagine she cleared you out of a ruck and those big diddies landed on your bake.

Visions of Poite shouting "Releeeeeze .... RELEEEEEEZE" and no one plying the slightest bit of attention....
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Cornerfleg wrote:I'm away for an hour or so to try and get my head round Rum on acid ... I may or may not introduce a dolphin ....

What I'm currently wrestling with is a finely balanced pen picture of G-Spot as a cross between Alan Carr making macaroons on celebrity bake off with Chuck Norris orchestrating a 4 on 2 on the streets of Hiroshima with Little Boy tucked under one arm ....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/w ... -rape.html

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Doirty feckers .... John West should go back to the old nets!
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Cornerfleg wrote:Doirty feckers .... John West should go back to the old nets!
They have rape caves.
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COME ON GERALD.
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thecrouch wrote:COME ON GERALD.
Are you his Mrs?
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Cornerfleg wrote:
thecrouch wrote:COME ON GERALD.
Are you his Mrs?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Cornerfleg wrote:
thecrouch wrote:COME ON GERALD.
Are you his dolphin?
Fixed.
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>appl

Mind I think we have lost the attention of the NI Media and Loggies proof readers by now ...
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Cornerfleg wrote:Anyone remember in his playing days when Doak, ran up to a ruck looked up, looked down, looked right looked left, looked up ... looked down, looked up, looked at Humph guldering at him ... looked down ... then tried to sit on the ball till it hatched ...... and see a certain similarity to the way our backs play esp when Pienaar isn't at 9 ....

No ... just me ... OK then ...!
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thecrouch wrote:COME ON GERALD.
how can you Compare Soper to McLocks ?

Oh and we have another antipodean , heading this way to show us how playing should be.
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Gerald the Mole wrote:
thecrouch wrote:COME ON GERALD.
how can you Compare Soper to McLocks ?

Oh and we have another antipodean , heading this way to show us how playing should be.
Whom is this antipodean we have heading to us?
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