Silly Season Limerick Competition

[Bart S]

We've a scrum-half called beagle
A gap he can certainly see
But too often does he tap
And his passing can be crap
Leading to much late match misery

[Russ]

Rums been talking shyte for 60 years
Yet he never once got in the beers
Ulster are brill
We're in for a thrill
Doak and Clarke out on their ears

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[Dave]

you amateurs have no chance I've been making up limericks for 60 odd years

Ripping people off for 61 years.

[DWFinn]

There was an old man called Baggy
Hates D4 types like Drico and Shaggy
Hates Christians as well
So we'll see him in Hell
With Hilter and FOLK and Maggie

[Dave]

There is an old poster called Rum
His ideas are especially dumb
He can barely read or write
Yet still he posts shyte
Coming straight out of his bum

[BaggyTrousers]

you amateurs have no chance I've been making up limericks for 60 odd years

What do you do in the even years Ron'n?

You must be 120 FFFS , I never took you for a day over 74.

[BaggyTrousers]

A city slicker named Russ
Threw poor Ron'n under a bus
That's too bad said, Dave
I'll still pish on his grave
That's all there is to discuss.

[Bart S]

When Ulster won in Limerick
It made the Munster fans very sick
But in the local boozers
They were graceful losers
Even though the constant SUFTUM got on their wick


Well it is supposed to be a Limerick competition....

[Tender]

Now Baggy's an ex-Toy Tanker
That's not to say he's a W@nker
It may seem somewhat queer
He handled money for years
And now can afford to up anchor...

There once was a Vampire called Mable
Who's ......

Nah, I'll save that one for pre season

[Dave]

I love how this thread has degenerated into using Limericks to fire insults at each other.

[rumncoke]

even better in the even years baggy and not quite 74 but not a kick in the ass away from it

Dave your getting better- but no cigar - I got there first this time .


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[Dave]

What?

[BaggyTrousers]

A recent addition Tight Ender
Was previously fond of a bender
Now sobriety he'd rather
The tale's a bit of a palaver
And I've renamed him, Tender

[BaggyTrousers]

I love how this thread has degenerated into using Limericks to fire insults at each other.

Ever see a thread stay on topic here Dave?

Me neither.

With the idea that sticks & stones may break my bones, etc. etc. I give you:

An ancient poster named Baggy
Had an arsepeice enormous & saggy
With his voluminous trewsers
He confounded abusers
With looks rugged handsome & shaggy.

The lies you have to tell to rhyme ................... yes I'm enormously handsome but I don't have a huge saggyarse.

[Tender]

Now Baggy's not gay, he's just merry
He married a cracker from Derry
They'll both live in Spain
But he'll return again
To torture the feckers from Kerry.

A weak effort, but I can't get the Vampire called Mable outta my head.