Silly Season Limerick Competition

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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by BaggyTrousers » Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:00 pm

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:second class Taffies
Not quite tautism, but the word "Taffies" makes the use of the descriptor "second class" superfluous as this should be self-evident.

The lengths some people will go to to make a line scan. :roll:
Ooooooooooooooooooh, hark at fackin' Doris the dictionary. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by Cap'n Grumpy » Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:31 pm

Ooooooooooooooooooh, hark at fackin' Doris the dictionary
Say’s Baggy, Grumpy’s old adversary
Though, not to worry
As neither is sorry
Cos their antipathy is purely fictionary
(or would be if Doris hadn’t just made up a fictional word that ain’t actually in the dictionary) :thumleft:
Sadly the days of people using proper English are went

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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by rumncoke » Tue Jun 20, 2017 12:26 pm

Our Baggy is somewhat precocious
And frequently ferocious
His bitter bile
Is seldom vile
But he likes to be loquacious


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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by Dave » Tue Jun 20, 2017 12:39 pm

Pure shyte
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by rumncoke » Tue Jun 20, 2017 4:54 pm

Davy is so f---ing sad
His limericks are so f---ing bad
Taking all f---ing night
To write f---ing sh-t
Such an uncouth f---ing lad

I think that covers all the adjectives nouns and verbs in his vocabulary


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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by Russ » Tue Jun 20, 2017 5:23 pm

rumncoke wrote:Davy is so f---ing sad
His limericks are so f---ing bad
Taking all f---ing night
To write f---ing sh-t
Such an uncouth f---ing lad

I think that covers all the adjectives nouns and verbs in his vocabulary


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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by Dave » Tue Jun 20, 2017 6:09 pm

I have not professed to be any good at writing limericks, unlike you rum who has boasted about having 60 years experience but still either copies me or comes up with, out of time, crap. Limericks are ghey anyway. I was attacked on another thread about my limericks, so I swore I'd never write another one. This is one last one is just for you rum.

Btw, sh-t does not rhyme with night.

Rum is a mother fcuking, re-tard.
He was dropped on his head, real-ly hard.
Still using, an iPod touch.
In 2017, is a bit much.
Probably for this post I will, be-barred.
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by rumncoke » Tue Jun 20, 2017 9:12 pm

One missing E is as good as a B for a D
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by Dave » Tue Jun 20, 2017 9:54 pm

Yeah, I suppose it is good work for someone with the literacy level of a toaster.
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by BaggyTrousers » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:54 pm

You two amuse me greatly, ya daft buggers. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by BaggyTrousers » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:57 pm

Posters Ron'n & Dave had a spat
I laughed hard and damn nearly shat
Dave says Ron'n's like a toaster
Ron'n returned a wild sweary roaster
We've not yet heard the last of all that.
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by Dave » Wed Jun 21, 2017 9:36 am

Rum is the greatest parody account ever known on this board. That could be a good idea for a new thread? Best fake accounts held by a long term poster. I've only ever had one. Sometimes it feels like there are only about 5 people on this board each with multiple accounts. You read the same crap everyday.
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by ColinM » Wed Jun 21, 2017 12:29 pm

If I could find my ipod touch I'd be tempted to create a parody account. Last seen in 2007.

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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by BaggyTrousers » Wed Jun 21, 2017 12:49 pm

ColinM wrote:If I could find my iPod touch I'd be tempted to create a parody account. Last seen in 2007.
I think I noticed you shared a birthday with two other "Coliny" accounts in the last few days. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition

Post by BaggyTrousers » Wed Jun 21, 2017 12:54 pm

Not all of my previous accounts have been simple additional accountants, I actually resigned Backawaygoonahead and asked for all posts to be deleted. Instead, Fermain kept the comedy gold, sundry bile and general malfeasance and deleted the name.

Poor Goonhead stuck forever in limbo on Gordon Brown's worldwide web, destined never to post again. Worse than Purgatory where vile windbags go to do penance. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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