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Vote for your Warren Gatland of the Week?

Terry "I say" Thomas
0
No votes
Nigel Owens
4
11%
Simon Zebo
27
73%
M'Burney
1
3%
Donald Trump
5
14%
 
Total votes: 37

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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by Spiffsson » Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:29 pm

BaggyTrousers wrote:
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Can the poll not be set up to allow voting for two of those on the shortlist?

To make matters easier, one of those votes automatically goes to Trump, and the voter still only needs to select one option anyway?

Just a thought.
No

Allow me to explain, breasts like ballix come in pairs, but there can only be one Warren Gatland of the week, irrespective of the number of deserving cases.
Dave wrote:I nominate Shane Logan.
Sorry, only committee members can nominate, by all means, propose and the committee will consider all proposals carefully.

IN respect of Terry Shame Slogan, the committee considers he is very much last year'Warren Gatland. The committee considers him dead to this august body and like a certain "radio personality", best for all concerned if the Warren Gatland's name was never again uttered here, unless it's to inform the membership of Slogan's demise, a happy day for us all to look forward to. Soon I hope.
Not necessarily so, me old Baggers. You are probably aware of the old hoary :

A bloke with three ballocks walks up to a barman and says.
"I bet yiz a tenner we have five balls between us"
"Right y'are then - lets have a luk at your four"

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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by BaggyTrousers » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:03 pm

Dave wrote:I would like the panel to consider, Brian O'Driscoll.
The committee undertakes to assess him for the coming weekend's version of "Warren Gatland of the Week". Indeed, like Trump, he should almost certainly be a weekly contender.

The committee thanks you for your participation.
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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by BaggyTrousers » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:24 pm

Spiffsson wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Can the poll not be set up to allow voting for two of those on the shortlist?

To make matters easier, one of those votes automatically goes to Trump, and the voter still only needs to select one option anyway?

Just a thought.
No

Allow me to explain, breasts like ballix come in pairs, but there can only be one Warren Gatland of the week, irrespective of the number of deserving cases.
Dave wrote:I nominate Shane Logan.
Sorry, only committee members can nominate, by all means, propose and the committee will consider all proposals carefully.

IN respect of Terry Shame Slogan, the committee considers he is very much last year'Warren Gatland. The committee considers him dead to this august body and like a certain "radio personality", best for all concerned if the Warren Gatland's name was never again uttered here, unless it's to inform the membership of Slogan's demise, a happy day for us all to look forward to. Soon I hope.
Not necessarily so, me old Baggers. You are probably aware of the old hoary :

A bloke with three ballocks walks up to a barman and says.
"I bet yiz a tenner we have five balls between us"
"Right y'are then - lets have a luk at your four"
Aye, there is that Spiffer and at the other end of the scale, Franco & Hitler could have teamed up to make the standard begful, both having been shot during WWI, resulting in a missing ball each and it happened within 6 months of each other. No wonder they were two cranky ould tyrants.

I should probably point out that although I can get a touch cranky myself, I'm carrying a regulation beg and two fine clankers they are. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by Dave » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:29 pm

BaggyTrousers wrote:
Dave wrote:I would like the panel to consider, Brian O'Driscoll.
The committee undertakes to assess him for the coming weekend's version of "Warren Gatland of the Week". Indeed, like Trump, he should almost certainly be a weekly contender.

The committee thanks you for your participation.
Please thank the committee in considering my suggestion. I would like to submit the following as evidence:Image
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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by Dave » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:30 pm

Jordi on the other hand gave Zero a good rinsing with this bant:

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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by Deraless » Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:15 pm

Jordi has specifically changed the colour of the pointing emoji to match the skin colour of Zebo which is actually mildly amusing.

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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by Rooster » Tue Oct 23, 2018 12:23 am

Deraless wrote:Jordi has specifically changed the colour of the pointing emoji to match the skin colour of Zebo which is actually mildly amusing.

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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by Spiffsson » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:55 am

BaggyTrousers wrote:
Spiffsson wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Can the poll not be set up to allow voting for two of those on the shortlist?

To make matters easier, one of those votes automatically goes to Trump, and the voter still only needs to select one option anyway?

Just a thought.
No

Allow me to explain, breasts like ballix come in pairs, but there can only be one Warren Gatland of the week, irrespective of the number of deserving cases.
Dave wrote:I nominate Shane Logan.
Sorry, only committee members can nominate, by all means, propose and the committee will consider all proposals carefully.

IN respect of Terry Shame Slogan, the committee considers he is very much last year'Warren Gatland. The committee considers him dead to this august body and like a certain "radio personality", best for all concerned if the Warren Gatland's name was never again uttered here, unless it's to inform the membership of Slogan's demise, a happy day for us all to look forward to. Soon I hope.
Not necessarily so, me old Baggers. You are probably aware of the old hoary :

A bloke with three ballocks walks up to a barman and says.
"I bet yiz a tenner we have five balls between us"
"Right y'are then - lets have a luk at your four"
Aye, there is that Spiffer and at the other end of the scale, Franco & Hitler could have teamed up to make the standard begful, both having been shot during WWI, resulting in a missing ball each and it happened within 6 months of each other. No wonder they were two cranky ould tyrants.

I should probably point out that although I can get a touch cranky myself, I'm carrying a regulation beg and two fine clankers they are. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by Cockatrice » Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:26 am

I believe a a banner along the lines of comeon Murray might be appropriate...
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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by Jackie Brown » Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:41 am

Zebo's got fat, too many croissants

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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by BaggyTrousers » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:09 am

An early entry for next weekends Warren Gatland of the Week, step forward Coleraine Rugby Club, nominated as "leading club in an unacceptable way", having finally been given some sort of meaningful penalty for the abuse of a referee on the grounds that the ref was a woman.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-45946368

I expect I am not alone in being appalled that Coleraine apparently does not believe they have anything to apologise for.

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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by big mervyn » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:14 am

BaggyTrousers wrote:An early entry for next weekends Warren Gatland of the Week, step forward Coleraine Rugby Club, nominated as "leading club in an unacceptable way", having finally been given some sort of meaningful penalty for the abuse of a referee on the grounds that the ref was a woman.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-45946368

I expect I am not alone in being appalled that Coleraine apparently does not believe they have anything to apologise for.

Warren Gatland.
The refs should have held out for a formal apology.
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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by Cockatrice » Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:56 am

BaggyTrousers wrote:An early entry for next weekends Warren Gatland of the Week, step forward Coleraine Rugby Club, nominated as "leading club in an unacceptable way", having finally been given some sort of meaningful penalty for the abuse of a referee on the grounds that the ref was a woman.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-45946368

I expect I am not alone in being appalled that Coleraine apparently does not believe they have anything to apologise for.

Warren Gatland.
Wonder what happened to the culprits involved?
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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by Dave » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:26 am

Dear esteemed members of the committee,

I would also like to propose, Alan Quinlan, for your consideration. He decided it would be a grand idea to criticise Nigel Owen for instructing Zero to apologise. Perhaps Quinlan, was outraged at Zero for his finger being so very far away from our Mike's eyeballs. I imagine if another player had done anything similar to Quinnie as a player, he may have bitten said player's finger off. We all admire his level of dog as a player but the Munster bias is hanging out of him. Sky sports has made him saft.

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Re: New - Warren Gatland of the week

Post by Kofi Annan » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:30 am

I wonder who is giving them media advice?
I assume that the matter is sponsor related and an embarrassing situation if it was revealed locally who was the main culprit. I am surprised the Feminist Network is not up there protesting, I wonder if all are being honest.
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