The UAFC

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Can the poll not be set up to allow voting for two of those on the shortlist?

To make matters easier, one of those votes automatically goes to Trump, and the voter still only needs to select one option anyway?

Just a thought.

No

Allow me to explain, breasts like ballix come in pairs, but there can only be one Warren Gatland of the week, irrespective of the number of deserving cases.

Dave wrote:I nominate Shane Logan.

Sorry, only committee members can nominate, by all means, propose and the committee will consider all proposals carefully.

IN respect of Terry Shame Slogan, the committee considers he is very much last year'Warren Gatland. The committee considers him dead to this august body and like a certain "radio personality", best for all concerned if the Warren Gatland's name was never again uttered here, unless it's to inform the membership of Slogan's demise, a happy day for us all to look forward to. Soon I hope.

Dave wrote:I would like the panel to consider, Brian O'Driscoll.

Spiffsson wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Can the poll not be set up to allow voting for two of those on the shortlist?

To make matters easier, one of those votes automatically goes to Trump, and the voter still only needs to select one option anyway?

Just a thought.

No

Allow me to explain, breasts like ballix come in pairs, but there can only be one Warren Gatland of the week, irrespective of the number of deserving cases.

Dave wrote:I nominate Shane Logan.

Sorry, only committee members can nominate, by all means, propose and the committee will consider all proposals carefully.

IN respect of Terry Shame Slogan, the committee considers he is very much last year'Warren Gatland. The committee considers him dead to this august body and like a certain "radio personality", best for all concerned if the Warren Gatland's name was never again uttered here, unless it's to inform the membership of Slogan's demise, a happy day for us all to look forward to. Soon I hope.

Not necessarily so, me old Baggers. You are probably aware of the old hoary :

A bloke with three ballocks walks up to a barman and says.
"I bet yiz a tenner we have five balls between us"
"Right y'are then - lets have a luk at your four"

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Dave wrote:I would like the panel to consider, Brian O'Driscoll.

The committee undertakes to assess him for the coming weekend's version of "Warren Gatland of the Week". Indeed, like Trump, he should almost certainly be a weekly contender.

The committee thanks you for your participation.

Deraless wrote:Jordi has specifically changed the colour of the pointing emoji to match the skin colour of Zebo which is actually mildly amusing.

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BaggyTrousers wrote:

Spiffsson wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Can the poll not be set up to allow voting for two of those on the shortlist?

To make matters easier, one of those votes automatically goes to Trump, and the voter still only needs to select one option anyway?

Just a thought.

No

Allow me to explain, breasts like ballix come in pairs, but there can only be one Warren Gatland of the week, irrespective of the number of deserving cases.

Dave wrote:I nominate Shane Logan.

Sorry, only committee members can nominate, by all means, propose and the committee will consider all proposals carefully.

IN respect of Terry Shame Slogan, the committee considers he is very much last year'Warren Gatland. The committee considers him dead to this august body and like a certain "radio personality", best for all concerned if the Warren Gatland's name was never again uttered here, unless it's to inform the membership of Slogan's demise, a happy day for us all to look forward to. Soon I hope.

Not necessarily so, me old Baggers. You are probably aware of the old hoary :

A bloke with three ballocks walks up to a barman and says.
"I bet yiz a tenner we have five balls between us"
"Right y'are then - lets have a luk at your four"

Aye, there is that Spiffer and at the other end of the scale, Franco & Hitler could have teamed up to make the standard begful, both having been shot during WWI, resulting in a missing ball each and it happened within 6 months of each other. No wonder they were two cranky ould tyrants.

I should probably point out that although I can get a touch cranky myself, I'm carrying a regulation beg and two fine clankers they are.

BaggyTrousers wrote:An early entry for next weekends Warren Gatland of the Week, step forward Coleraine Rugby Club, nominated as "leading club in an unacceptable way", having finally been given some sort of meaningful penalty for the abuse of a referee on the grounds that the ref was a woman.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-45946368

I expect I am not alone in being appalled that Coleraine apparently does not believe they have anything to apologise for.

Warren Gatland.

BaggyTrousers wrote:An early entry for next weekends Warren Gatland of the Week, step forward Coleraine Rugby Club, nominated as "leading club in an unacceptable way", having finally been given some sort of meaningful penalty for the abuse of a referee on the grounds that the ref was a woman.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-45946368

I expect I am not alone in being appalled that Coleraine apparently does not believe they have anything to apologise for.

Warren Gatland.