Anybody care to explain the rules
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Anybody care to explain the rules
of ice hockey to me?
Re: Anybody care to explain the rules
Hit the ice.
Hit a puck.
Hit an opposing player or two.
Hit the back of the net.
Hit the showers.
Hit a puck.
Hit an opposing player or two.
Hit the back of the net.
Hit the showers.
You haven't seen me at my best yet. Let's be honest, you probably never will.
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Re: Anybody care to explain the rules
Garvaghey parade on ice!
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
Re: Anybody care to explain the rules
... tempting ...
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Re: Anybody care to explain the rules
Sadly not, though this may help: http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/h ... sheet.htmlBR wrote:of ice hockey to me?
Particularly endearing is that there is an official definition for "fisticuffs". I like a sport that has a clear and tolerant position on boys bating lumps off each other, sounds like rugby before TV cameras ruined it.
You preparing to become a Giants fan BR? The main thing to remember is MAKE SUM NOIZE and you will find knowledge of the lyrics to Cotton Eyed Jose helpful. Go Giants.
I have a friend who drags me there under protest once a year, unless I'm lucky enough to be taken into hospital that week, and the main thing to remember is its not unlike wendyball, and about as interesting, but with sharper studs.
There, all set, good to go.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.