Kimble world??

[the original kimble]

Yawn.........!


(How long to Christmas...?)






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[Cap'n Grumpy]

(........ What year?)

Look into your screen - you will see
What you mean to me
Search your harddrive - search your website
And when you find SCOOP there you'll search no more

Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for FRU

Look into your emails - you will find
There's nothin' there to hide
Take them as they are - take them all
I have given all - I have sacrificed

Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
Ya know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for FRU

There's no site - like our site
And no other - could give more laughs
Just update it – as soon as possible
All the time - all the way

Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
I would fight for FRU - I'd lie for FRU
Walk the wire for FRU- ya I'd die for FRU

So come on STEW
Everything I do - I do it for FRU

(Well, maybe not so much the FRU as SCOOP, but hey, we're all in this together!)

[Dewi Barnes]

I think they're letting me get on the plane home tonight.

A case of mistaken identity.

They were looking for someone called Kimble?


FRU will be up tomorrow sometime in the afternoon, hopefully!

[the original kimble]

With the amount of material we have sent them it will probably be a Bumper Christmas Edition.


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PS, How on earth could they confuse a fat man like you with me? That's Eyeties for you.

[Dewi Barnes]

You know these Italians?

They like-a something they can-a get-a hold off-o!

Besides after 4 bottles of vino collapso I'm just a cheap slut like everyone else!

[colinh]

And what is wrong with that???

Colin

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Ah, it's just like the olden days - the songs just keep flooding back.
By tomorrow morning, ballpark will have the words of half his 78 collection reprinted on here! (or maybe half of the words of all of his 78 collection).

The words are new and the language oh so blue.
It’s all the things a rugby site should be but it’s not FRU.
It sometimes knows just how to make me laugh when I miss Stew
It’s constantly updated – not like FRU.

And when we're surfing it almost feels the same.
I've got to stop myself from whisp'ring it’s name.
It even refreshes like SCOOP used to do
And it's just breaking my heart 'cause it’s not FRU.

[Dewi Barnes]

Tomorrow, tomorrow
You'll love me tomorrow
The FRU is just a day away!

[Cap'n Grumpy]

And I wanna believe you,
When you tell me that it'll be ok,
Ya I try to believe you,
But I don't

When you say that it's gonna be,
It always turns out to be a different way,
I try to believe you,
Not today, today, today, today, today...

I don't know how to feel,
tomorrow, tomorrow,
I don't know what to say,
tomorrow, tomorrow
Will it be a FRU day (not a FRI-day)?

It's always been up to you,
It's turning presses around,
It's not up to me,
You better do what you have to do,
Update FRU

Tomorrow, tomorrow
I'll just sort of appreciate you in a manly sort of way, tomorrow
The FRU is just a day away!

[bogboy]

Just looking at the wanted posters

And see you are negilected Capt

Don't have a picture

But the following description might apply

Age Past it

Height Navel

Build Brickwall

Hair Waving fairwell

Complexion fuzzy

Personality slurred

Position Any

Occupation Poster Sticker

Hobbies Mantra Making

[Cap'n Grumpy]

What do you mean I don't have a picture?

Okay, so it might have been taken a few years ago and on a good day, but it is me - HONEST!!!!

I assume you're only looking at the SCOOP banner with the four of us - if you want to see the actual descriptions and a few other rogues, have a look at the rogues gallery there

http://www.thefru.co.uk/scooprogues.htm

And anyway to you it might be "navel", but to me it's "naval"!

[ballpark]

'TRIBUTE' TO DEWI BARNES!

A Front Row Truck Drivin' FRU Man

He's a front row truck drivin' man,
he's head of the FRU klan.
When Ulster Rugby comes to town,
you'll be lucky if Dewi's buyin' rounds.

Well he's got him a house on the hill,
he plays country records till you have had your fill,
He's a farmer's friend and an unhappy gent,
He sure thinks different from the record's he plays.

He's a front row truck drivin' man,
he's head of the FRU klan.
When Ulster Rugby comes to town,
you'll be lucky if Dewi's not around.

Well he don't like the critics ah know,
he tells me all the time on his FRU show.
He's got him a medal from the front row war,
weighs 500 pounds and he sleeps on the floor.

He's a front row truck drivin' man,
he's head of the FRU klan.
When Ulster Rugby comes comes to town,
you'll be lucky if Dewi's not around.

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Gotcha!

Lepidopterists rule ok!





But now that I've said that, he probably won't come back again - he'll post them somewhere else, like the green thingy page!

[the original kimble]

Well,

It's Friday, but there's still no Cracker Jack!

Nor is there any new FRU, Stu!



I guess Rip van Winkle never had anxiety attacks like this!


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[the original kimble]

Woo hoo!!!

Well shock a mullah, as BP is won't to say!

Scoop scoops again! Out now, ahead of the FRU - does that make us off side?


(I wish I had the talent to write that sort of drivel.)


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