The Curse of the Green Thingies

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Quiet everybody - he's gone to sleep. Fer Chrissakes don't wake him up.
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the original kimble wrote:Don't I need a hatchet for that?

No , merely a few strokes of your keyboard :shock:
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Post by ballpark »

Woke up this morning he was feeling quite weird,
had flies in his beer,
his toothpaste was smeared.
Opened his window they'd written his name,
said 'so long Kimble, we'll see you again.'

Hey we green thingies!,
won't you please take me along,
I won't do anything wrong.
Hey, wee green thingies,
won't you please take me along for the ride.
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They were back last evening, all over the screen
bright luminous green
all nasty and mean.
Went to bed early, pulled the sheet over my head,
thought; Kimble, try Guinness instead.

Hey wee green thingies! You’re not wanted here,
leave my screen clear
get out of my beer.
Got up this morning, had a really cold shower
now feeling much better by far.

BP, I’ll see you this evening, second barrier back?
Do come for the craic,
we’ll give Sam T some smack.
And if he sees green thingies, won’t it be class,
I’ll just blame it all on the grass.


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Post by Cap'n Grumpy »

If you see Sam T tonight you're in serious trouble!

He's not goin'!

Green things are one thing, but hallucinations of him are BAD!!!!!
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Post by the original kimble »

Well, Capitan,

I reckon I'll stick to the Guinness from now on. Apart from the grass everything else was all red and white tonight.

I'm off to bed now before they come back!


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Anyway, the only difference between me and a madman is I’m not mad….I think…

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