Things you're unlikely to hear.

[Rooster]

Jeffrey Donaldson saying "I did watch the porn and enjoyed it"

MPs' expenses: Jeffrey Donaldson repays £555 claimed for pay-to-view films in hotel
Jeffrey Donaldson, a Democratic Unionist MP, has repaid hundreds of pounds after charging the taxpayer for the cost of watching dozens of pay-to-view films in London hotel rooms.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... hotel.html

[big mervyn]

Jeffrey Donaldson saying "I did watch the porn and enjoyed it"

MPs' expenses: Jeffrey Donaldson repays £555 claimed for pay-to-view films in hotel
Jeffrey Donaldson, a Democratic Unionist MP, has repaid hundreds of pounds after charging the taxpayer for the cost of watching dozens of pay-to-view films in London hotel rooms.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... hotel.html

Debbie Does Wallace?

[Deraless]

The hilarious thing is denying he watched Sexy Scenes 2009 or whatever god forbid, but seems to show no hint of remorse at the fact he claimed 500 sheets watching hotel room movies when he could have watched tv for free.

[BaggyTrousers]

DUP MP jailed for watch hotel porn and stealing off the taxpayer.

Yip, high unlikely. The DUP are of course far too moral to do anything of the sort............... in public anyway, most likely not even within the confines of their own dungeons .................sorry homes, I meant homes.

[Shan]

The hilarious thing is denying he watched Sexy Scenes 2009 or whatever god forbid, but seems to show no hint of remorse at the fact he claimed 500 sheets watching hotel room movies when he could have watched tv for free.

Tis all about Christian values. Apparently Jesus told his followers some two thousand years ago not to be watching porn on their TV. He never mentioned anything about stealing.

[big mervyn]

The hilarious thing is denying he watched Sexy Scenes 2009 or whatever god forbid, but seems to show no hint of remorse at the fact he claimed 500 sheets watching hotel room movies when he could have watched tv for free.

Tis all about Christian values. Apparently Jesus told his followers some two thousand years ago not to be watching porn on their TV. He never mentioned anything about stealing.

Jeffrey is a porn again Christian.

[Dave]

He seems like a busy guy...anyone else have time to watch 500 quids worth of movies?

[The Fonz]

Ok folks it is suggested that Mr Donaldson watched some premium rate movies the titles of which are debateable as is the content, could have been general release films such as you get on Sky Movies we will never know.
One thing I do know is we should leave it as it is reported and not go down this route any further for legal reasons etc so your cooperation would be most appreciated as I have a busy day and will just lock all down if necessary until you all get back to normal, on second thoughts normal for some here is a very debatable state of mind !

Anyone whinging that their post was deleted will get a McCloskey type ban

[Shan]

He seems like a busy guy...anyone else have time to watch 500 quids worth of movies?

Politicians tell us that their job is a 24 hour a day, 365 days a year one. They don't even get time to sleep, never mind watch movies. They are fecking gas feckers alright.

[Dave]

He seems like a busy guy...anyone else have time to watch 500 quids worth of movies?

Politicians tell us that their job is a 24 hour a day, 365 days a year one. They don't even get time to sleep, never mind watch movies. They are fecking gas feckers alright.

The NI ones are a special kind of useless....

[Dave]

That Joe Schmidt is an awful eejit.

[Jackie Brown]

If only Kidney was still in charge

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[Russ]

That Joe Schmidt is an awful eejit.

Guardian comments have some middle englander saying schmidt plays 1 dimensional rugby

[Shan]

That Joe Schmidt is an awful eejit.

Guardian comments have some middle englander saying schmidt plays 1 dimensional rugby

They are correct.

[BaggyTrousers]

That Joe Schmidt is an awful eejit.

Guardian comments have some middle englander saying schmidt plays 1 dimensional rugby

Absolutely right, limited gameplan with a squad who believe in him and will sacrifice their personal ambitions to be part of his team. An centre shouldn't be expecting the ball being passed to them, wingers are only kick chasers and defenders.

Do they give a damn? I very much doubt it. Ireland's play in the 1st two games bored me shitless, much better today simply because we were batin' the world's greatest team and almost certain RWC winners.

Show me someone who doesn't like winning and I'll show you are arsewipe, it is though as Gorgeous George says, "efficient", not entertaining, efficient, the most efficient Irish team ever according to George and I agree with him 100%. The thing is, in 2009 we won the Grand Slam and played bugger all rugby, we were just the best team that year by small margins in every game bar Italia from memory.

Cardiff will be a test but I don't think Warrenball will beat Schmidtbore, unless Sexton is not there. I'm happy to be bored to a Grand Slam, no certainty but looking like Josef knows too much for the opposition. The best coach & best halfbacks are a potent combo.

What amuses me greatly is that all the people saying Paulie was done as recently as January are very quiet as he completes 80 minute games full of fecking manic aggression. Chubes. Doubtless he has to husband his energies at his age but when the call comes only an utter arsehole would question Paulie, just as great a player as the obnoxious BOD, just different positions & skill sets. Paulie has the added bonus of actually being likeable.