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A direct steal from Mock the Week, yeah so what?

One thing that always amazes me is that you never hear the following:

Wee Sammy McGlumpher died today in a daspart accident. He might just be missed by his family but word on the street is that Sammy was an utter wee ballix, indeed try as we might the BBC is unable to find anyone with a good word to say about Wee Sammy. It appears he will not be missed at all and was regarded by his neighbours as a dumbassed windielicker. Sammy was ........ well actually we couldn't find anyone who knew Sammy's age saying only, "He was a rotten wee spide."
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BaggyTrousers wrote:A direct steal from Mock the Week, yeah so what?

One thing that always amazes me is that you never hear the following:

Wee Sammy McGlumpher died today in a daspart accident. He might just be missed by his family but word on the street is that Sammy was an utter wee ballix, indeed try as we might the BBC is unable to find anyone with a good word to say about Wee Sammy. It appears he will not be missed at all and was regarded by his neighbours as a dumbassed windielicker. Sammy was ........ well actually we couldn't find anyone who knew Sammy's age saying only, "He was a rotten wee spide."
Of course

Even the rattiest twunt will have people saying how he was a kind wee sole who wouldn't hurt a fly

We all know he was Gatlands Gatland!
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" A spokesman for Mr Trousers said that he did not have a strong opinion one way or the other on the subject"!!
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Hans Indaruck wrote:" A spokesman for Mr Trousers said that he did not have a strong opinion one way or the other on the subject"!!
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Well he doesn't have the most glittering CV in the world, but for us it's not about what they've done in the past, and we look forward to the new coach contributing to Ulster's success going forward.
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Russ wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:A direct steal from Mock the Week, yeah so what?

One thing that always amazes me is that you never hear the following:

Wee Sammy McGlumpher died today in a daspart accident. He might just be missed by his family but word on the street is that Sammy was an utter wee ballix, indeed try as we might the BBC is unable to find anyone with a good word to say about Wee Sammy. It appears he will not be missed at all and was regarded by his neighbours as a dumbassed windielicker. Sammy was ........ well actually we couldn't find anyone who knew Sammy's age saying only, "He was a rotten wee spide."
Of course

Even the rattiest twunt will have people saying how he was a kind wee sole who wouldn't hurt a fly

We all know he was Gatlands Gatland!
It usually starts with his granny, Tracey-Anne McSpide, aged 39, saying: our Sammy was no angel, but ...
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Yes, Darren has been excellent for Ulster for several seasons and I feel he deserves this run he's getting in the Ireland team.
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Darren Cave with 4 consecutive man of the match awards to single handedly win the world cup for Ireland
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Rob Kearney has been dropped by Ireland
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"....well to be honest I would have picked him, but his face just didn't fit...."
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Just as the bride was about to walk up the aisle a member of the wedding party was murdered outside the church. F-cking minor but annoying distractions on your wedding day. Anyway we just carried on with ceremony.


No wait....That actually happened.


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We've conducted a world wide search for a coach ...
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Wow just look at Deccie rip him a new one ....
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Stop the match let's just listen to the band ...
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Would you mind repeating that Mike ... ?
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