Things you're unlikely to hear.
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- BaggyTrousers
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Things you're unlikely to hear.
A direct steal from Mock the Week, yeah so what?
One thing that always amazes me is that you never hear the following:
Wee Sammy McGlumpher died today in a daspart accident. He might just be missed by his family but word on the street is that Sammy was an utter wee ballix, indeed try as we might the BBC is unable to find anyone with a good word to say about Wee Sammy. It appears he will not be missed at all and was regarded by his neighbours as a dumbassed windielicker. Sammy was ........ well actually we couldn't find anyone who knew Sammy's age saying only, "He was a rotten wee spide."
One thing that always amazes me is that you never hear the following:
Wee Sammy McGlumpher died today in a daspart accident. He might just be missed by his family but word on the street is that Sammy was an utter wee ballix, indeed try as we might the BBC is unable to find anyone with a good word to say about Wee Sammy. It appears he will not be missed at all and was regarded by his neighbours as a dumbassed windielicker. Sammy was ........ well actually we couldn't find anyone who knew Sammy's age saying only, "He was a rotten wee spide."
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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Re: Things you're unlikely to hear.
Of courseBaggyTrousers wrote:A direct steal from Mock the Week, yeah so what?
One thing that always amazes me is that you never hear the following:
Wee Sammy McGlumpher died today in a daspart accident. He might just be missed by his family but word on the street is that Sammy was an utter wee ballix, indeed try as we might the BBC is unable to find anyone with a good word to say about Wee Sammy. It appears he will not be missed at all and was regarded by his neighbours as a dumbassed windielicker. Sammy was ........ well actually we couldn't find anyone who knew Sammy's age saying only, "He was a rotten wee spide."
Even the rattiest twunt will have people saying how he was a kind wee sole who wouldn't hurt a fly
We all know he was Gatlands Gatland!
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" A spokesman for Mr Trousers said that he did not have a strong opinion one way or the other on the subject"!!
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Hans Indaruck wrote:" A spokesman for Mr Trousers said that he did not have a strong opinion one way or the other on the subject"!!
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Re: Things you're unlikely to hear.
Well he doesn't have the most glittering CV in the world, but for us it's not about what they've done in the past, and we look forward to the new coach contributing to Ulster's success going forward.
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It usually starts with his granny, Tracey-Anne McSpide, aged 39, saying: our Sammy was no angel, but ...Russ wrote:Of courseBaggyTrousers wrote:A direct steal from Mock the Week, yeah so what?
One thing that always amazes me is that you never hear the following:
Wee Sammy McGlumpher died today in a daspart accident. He might just be missed by his family but word on the street is that Sammy was an utter wee ballix, indeed try as we might the BBC is unable to find anyone with a good word to say about Wee Sammy. It appears he will not be missed at all and was regarded by his neighbours as a dumbassed windielicker. Sammy was ........ well actually we couldn't find anyone who knew Sammy's age saying only, "He was a rotten wee spide."
Even the rattiest twunt will have people saying how he was a kind wee sole who wouldn't hurt a fly
We all know he was Gatlands Gatland!
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Re: Things you're unlikely to hear.
Yes, Darren has been excellent for Ulster for several seasons and I feel he deserves this run he's getting in the Ireland team.
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Re: Things you're unlikely to hear.
Darren Cave with 4 consecutive man of the match awards to single handedly win the world cup for Ireland
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Re: Things you're unlikely to hear.
Rob Kearney has been dropped by Ireland
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"....well to be honest I would have picked him, but his face just didn't fit...."
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
Re: Things you're unlikely to hear.
Just as the bride was about to walk up the aisle a member of the wedding party was murdered outside the church. F-cking minor but annoying distractions on your wedding day. Anyway we just carried on with ceremony.
No wait....That actually happened.
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-an ... -1.2099903
No wait....That actually happened.
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-an ... -1.2099903
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We've conducted a world wide search for a coach ...
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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Wow just look at Deccie rip him a new one ....
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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Stop the match let's just listen to the band ...
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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Would you mind repeating that Mike ... ?
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"