Long long time ago
Like the bunch of lads who filled a football with concrete with a heavy chain imbedded in the concrete .
Their mate got married off to the airport for the honeymoon and nothing had happened until he reached the airport.
His mates then locked the football round his ankle and asked the staff to give the key to the air hostess of his flight .
He had to walk round the airport with a ball and chain and out to the plane .
Or the lads who shaved their mates eyebrows the night before his wedding .
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The practical joke you have ever played
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The practical joke you have ever played
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Jesus titty fecking christ
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Those guys sound like real pieces of brad pitt
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Hilarious 
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Nothing added to the list yet
One more to savour
The Student who a couple of days before a party in his flat bought a child's poo
a bottle of brown lemonade an d a couple of bananas
Put the lemonade and bananas in the poo
On the night of the party took out the poo and started to eat the contents in front of the guests
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One more to savour
The Student who a couple of days before a party in his flat bought a child's poo
a bottle of brown lemonade an d a couple of bananas
Put the lemonade and bananas in the poo
On the night of the party took out the poo and started to eat the contents in front of the guests
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rumncoke wrote:Nothing added to the list yet
One more to savour
The Student who a couple of days before a party in his flat bought a child's poo
a bottle of brown lemonade an d a couple of bananas
Put the lemonade and bananas in the poo
On the night of the party took out the poo and started to eat the contents in front of the guests
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Don't even know where to start with this one.
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Is Rum HTS from facebook, it would explain a lot.
In memory of Nevin Spence 1990- 15th Sept. 2012
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What the actual feck?rumncoke wrote:Nothing added to the list yet
One more to savour
The Student who a couple of days before a party in his flat bought a child's poo
a bottle of brown lemonade an d a couple of bananas
Put the lemonade and bananas in the poo
On the night of the party took out the poo and started to eat the contents in front of the guests
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He bought a child's poo? Is there a market for this?
If he mixed the poo with the banana/lemonade he is still eating the poo. What is wrong with you and your friends?
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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I was more than rightly when I read this last night, but am none the wiser this morning, and somewhat surprised to discover that I didn't dream itDave wrote:What the actual feck?rumncoke wrote:Nothing added to the list yet
One more to savour
The Student who a couple of days before a party in his flat bought a child's poo
a bottle of brown lemonade an d a couple of bananas
Put the lemonade and bananas in the poo
On the night of the party took out the poo and started to eat the contents in front of the guests
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He bought a child's poo? Is there a market for this?
If he mixed the poo with the banana/lemonade he is still eating the poo. What is wrong with you and your friends?
Volunteer at an animal sanctuary; it will fill you with joy , despair, but most of all love, unconditional love of the animals.
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Fleg, FYI, this is worth the read. It's not the usual infuriating know-nothing WTF, it's just . . . WTF.
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I presume it was a Smithfield Market joke shop poo, if not well thenbig mervyn wrote:I was more than rightly when I read this last night, but am none the wiser this morning, and somewhat surprised to discover that I didn't dream itDave wrote:What the actual feck?rumncoke wrote:Nothing added to the list yet
One more to savour
The Student who a couple of days before a party in his flat bought a child's poo
a bottle of brown lemonade an d a couple of bananas
Put the lemonade and bananas in the poo
On the night of the party took out the poo and started to eat the contents in front of the guests
Sent from my iPod touch using Tapatalk
He bought a child's poo? Is there a market for this?
If he mixed the poo with the banana/lemonade he is still eating the poo. What is wrong with you and your friends?
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How do you get a bottle of brown lemonade and 2 bananas into one of those?Rooster wrote:I presume it was a Smithfield Market joke shop poo, if not well then
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One could alchemise a passable fake turd by mashing 2 bananas and some brown lemonade.big mervyn wrote:How do you get a bottle of brown lemonade and 2 bananas into one of those?Rooster wrote:I presume it was a Smithfield Market joke shop poo, if not well then
I have divined, from rum's burning-bush ramblings, that this is what happened.
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