The Great British Bake Off .....

[Cap'n Grumpy]

I don't know who to feel sorrier for ... Mary with a stalker ... or Russ cos he wouldn't get to first base ...

Would have to be Mary.

Nothing new in that with Russ.

[Russ]

I'd do Hollywood Paul faster than I'd do Hollywood Mike

[Dave]

Could Mary bake us a new no. 8 with no saggy bottom?

[BaggyTrousers]

I'd do Hollywood Paul faster than I'd do Hollywood Mike

A bit like deciding would you rather be hung or beheaded.

[Snipe Watson]

I like cake.
Just sayin'

[Tender]

Anyone who watches such programs should be either pitied or taken up a dark alley and soundly beaten with a baseball bat.
Strictly Celebreties Up the Jungle On Ice Baking X Factor, is the fed to the masses to dumb them down even more and along with organised religions, help keep them in subjugation.

[BaggyTrousers]

Anyone who watches such programs should be either pitied or taken up a dark alley and soundly beaten with a baseball bat.
Strictly Celebrities Up the Jungle On Ice Baking X Factor, is the fed to the masses to dumb them down even more and along with organised religions, help keep them in subjugation.

I see bits and pieces of some of them from time to time, and of them all, the most insidious in my view is the X-factor which is simply a show about 4 utter gobshites playing with the feelings of a plethora of deluded arsewipes. I find it disgraceful shyte, most of the rest are just mentally insulting and most a touch cringeworthy.

[Rooster]

I like cake.
Just sayin'

Sure you are as gay as Baggy anyway, away and share a cake with him

[Snipe Watson]

I like cake.
Just sayin'

Sure you are as gay as Baggy anyway, away and share a cake with him

I'll warrant you're no stranger to a slice of Madeira cake yerself biy

[Rooster]

I like cake.
Just sayin'

Sure you are as gay as Baggy anyway, away and share a cake with him

I'll warrant you're no stranger to a slice of Madeira cake yerself biy

No and I don't like sharing my cake either so go get yer own.

[BR]

It's not the worst TV. I likes me grub, but baking stuff just seems wrong when there's a perfectly serviceable frying pan on the stove.

I only really see it en passant as other family watch it, but there's no harm in it and Mary Berry and GlynnCommando (late of this parish) provide an excellent lesson in diplomacy each week. (Anyone remember diplomacy?)

Have to say I'm a little disappointed that Andrew didn't decorate his cake with a well known Bert and Ernie logo.

[solidarity]

Was there a poignant wee moment reported on the news when the winner said, I'm good, I'm good enough.' Sounds like a girl who's been told for years, 'You're no good.'

And if you want truly awful tv, have a look at https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dxxH0DyF5v8

[damianmcr]

10mins left and just spoiled the flipping thing

[justinr73]

Not interested in cakes but NI got the starter in the GB menu.

A potato dish, naturally. Looked absolutely amazing.

Dunno if the lad was cooking at Midsummer House when I went a while back but it''s a fine restaurant, just up the road from me in Cambridge.

[BR]

10mins left and just spoiled the flipping thing

You probably had the oven temperature a bit high.