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Re: Lurgan Champagne

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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Tighty - you should know better!

Gordon Playing Fields don't count as a park.

People get sent there to play cricket as a punishment for being bad in a previous life (take that either way you like) .... and the ball gets lost in the long grass of the pitch.

Runs are scored as singles or sixes. If you don't clear the boundary in one, the ball won't roll or even bounce anywhere near it.
Cap'n, having graced the Gordon playing fields on the odd occasion, I cannot recognise your description of the Wimbledon like playing surface. (Admittedly this was sometime ago and my memory and eyesight are not as good as they used to be )
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