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My father passed away a few months ago and I was going through the roof space, clearing out old boxes, during which I uncovered a couple of old Vinyl albums of rugby songs it sounded like someone had put a microphone in a club house and let the players sing away. Mind you one or two songs that definatley arent PC, a few favourites that brought back many memories were:

The engineers song
Friggin in the riggin
The bakers boy
Yogi Bear
Three german officers
Sambo was a lazy :shock:
If I die on the russian front

Anyone have any more old Skule classics?
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The hairs on her dicky dido
Dinah Dinah show us your leg
The cow kicked nelly in the belly in the barn
There was a wee man with a corkscrew dick (best final verse ever imho) :lol:
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How very seasonal :santa: :rendeer: >santawink >santahullo
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big mervyn wrote:The hairs on her dicky dido
Dinah Dinah show us your leg
The cow kicked nelly in the belly in the barn
There was a wee man with a corkscrew dick (best final verse ever imho) :lol:
Merv, if these are songs from your era of playing, we must have played around the same time???
We had a big Scots lad from Sterling, a prop as I recall, who was like a walking rugby song jukebox.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erG_lpa67OE

Think this is the collection you're referring to,
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The old hogs eye/ the hog eye man
The Seagulls they fly high in Moville
Dirty old town ( obscene version)
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My name is Jack, deedle eedle eedle um
I'm a necrophilliac deedle eedle eedle um

This little tune usually followed the aforementioned 'Beastiality's Best Boys'

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>flog [quote="UlsterNo9"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erG_lpa67OE

Think this is the collection you're referring to,[/quot

God awful pile of shyte. :duh:
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The sexual life of the Camel

Adul the the pull t--l

I don't want to join the army

Eskimo Nell

I want a beer

It was out in Wyoming


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Oi est le papier also know as a French man went the lavatory

Once went from Belfast to Newry
( before the dual carriage ) with a form President of Collegians ( about 1hour to a hour and half ) and we didn't repeat one song or one verse

Once met a an ex pupil of BRA could recite every verse of Eskimo Nell .

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After a few too many last night I was trying to remember an old rugby song but have forgotten quite a few lines... anyone know this one and can add / omit / correct please.....

It a lining song, no real tune, roughly it went a bit like this .......

Captain: My Uncle died (sad voice)
Team: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Captain: He left me loads of money (happy voice)
Team: Yeooooooooooooooooo

Captain: I was homeless, so i bought a house (sad voice)
Team: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Captain: A public house (happy voice)
Team: Yeooooooooooooooooo

Captain: It only had one bar (sad voice)
Team: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Captain: A mile long (happy voice)
Team: Yeooooooooooooooooo

Captain: It didnt sell pints (sad voice)
Team: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Captain: Only buckets (happy voice)
Team: Yeooooooooooooooooo

Captain: It only had one barmaid (sad voice)
Team: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Captain: For every man (happy voice)
Team: Yeooooooooooooooooo

Captain: The barmaids all wore glasses (sad voice)
Team: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Captain: And nothing else (happy voice)
Team: Yeooooooooooooooooo

After that my memory escapes me......
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