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WeeWorld wrote:What do bill cosby and Sigmund freud have in common?

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Will glass coffins become popular ??....remains to be seen I guess. >EW
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First rule of Fight Club:
Never hold it at a Saudi Arabian embassy
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At a Glasgow pub quiz the final question to win the £1000 jackpot is:
Take That's first album consisted of four words. The first two were "Take That". What were the other two?
After a long pause, a wee Glasgae man stands up and says:
Was it "Ya bar steward"?
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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
Forty years later, to the day
#MeToo made him pay.
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A young lad knocked on the door last night and said "Trick or Treat?"
I says "What have you come as?"
He said "A werewolf."
I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes"
He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?"
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Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve

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Insomniacs!

Just 4 more sleeps 'til Christmas :thumleft:
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I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina

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Russ wrote:Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina

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His only contribution was to kick the ball out on the full.
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Russ wrote:Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina

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His only contribution was to kick the ball out on the full.
A walking comedy
Imagine putting Joey into a RWC quarter final when janny gets crocked

Painful to even think about

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Russ wrote:
Dave wrote:
Russ wrote:Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina

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His only contribution was to kick the ball out on the full.
A walking comedy
Imagine putting Joey into a RWC quarter final when janny gets crocked

Painful to even think about

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