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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 2:58 pm
by Dave
Setanta wrote:Not at all, the joke is on us!
That is true but Keatley is coming.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 6:31 pm
by big mervyn
I went for a testicular examination this morning.
The little Thai nurse cupped my balls and said "don't worry. It's not unusual to get an erection during this procedure."
I said "I haven't got an erection"
She said "No ... but I have!"
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 7:09 pm
by Dave
Blanai Mcilroianatawat?
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 7:30 pm
by stickinout
Dave wrote:Setanta wrote:Not at all, the joke is on us!
That is true but Keatley is coming.
On his own, or with JC?
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 7:41 pm
by monkee
Regarding the costs incurred by Mr Jackson, Mr Kelly said the trial was initially scheduled to last between three to five weeks, but ended up spanning over a period of nine-and-a-half weeks.
Mr Kelly today in court re PJs legal expenses.
There's at least two jokes in there.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 7:20 am
by Russ
monkee wrote:Regarding the costs incurred by Mr Jackson, Mr Kelly said the trial was initially scheduled to last between three to five weeks, but ended up spanning over a period of nine-and-a-half weeks.
Mr Kelly today in court re PJs legal expenses.
There's at least two jokes in there.
You'll have to spell it out for me
The only joke i see is that it went to trial thanks to a ra lawyer interfering
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 6:51 pm
by monkee
9 1/2 weeks ?
You must have missed the 80s
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 8:04 pm
by Russ
monkee wrote:9 1/2 weeks ?
You must have missed the 80s
Aye
Was quite young
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 10:35 am
by rumncoke
Also the guy who'd get the money is the one asking
Plus the person he is asking is the one who decided a trial was warranted -- after looking at the evidence
The only people who gain in the length of the trial
were the lawyers .
And of course the Twitter sisters had more time to harness their bile .
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 11:56 am
by Russ
rumncoke wrote:Also the guy who'd get the money is the one asking
Plus the person he is asking is the one who decided a trial was warranted -- after looking at the evidence
The only people who gain in the length of the trial
were the lawyers .
And of course the Twitter sisters had more time to harness their bile .
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Racist
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 12:30 pm
by Dave
Russ wrote:rumncoke wrote:Also the guy who'd get the money is the one asking
Plus the person he is asking is the one who decided a trial was warranted -- after looking at the evidence
The only people who gain in the length of the trial
were the lawyers .
And of course the Twitter sisters had more time to harness their bile .
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Racist
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That's why he is ORF
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 4:05 pm
by rumncoke
racist ??
where
chauvinist maybe
but less so than my father
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 4:57 pm
by BaggyTrousers
rumncoke wrote:racist ??
where
chauvinist maybe
but less so than my father
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Just what the world needs Ron'n, generational change, respect by stealth, no rush, weemin this century, buggers in about 500 years. Long live the Asher's generation, smiley entitled wee Christian bar steward who love to have someone to look down on.
Kiss the Rosey red cheeks of my hole all you silly little weak-willed biblethumpers who entirely miss the message they should be getting insteaf, preferring to take out not what is good but what allows them to be prescriptive on other people.
Give my two heads peace yis kunts.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 5:06 pm
by rumncoke
Baggy
Remember all change is for no change every generation likes to think it is more civilised than the previous .
But the fact is the human race has not advanced one inch
we still torture people but the methods differ
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:03 am
by Cap'n Grumpy
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell the husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches, and went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her...
When he finished and was still panting, the wife said: "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?" And then she switched on the light...
"No madam," said the gardener.