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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by rumncoke » Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:47 am

Where have you been baldnob ?

Entertained by Alexa ---( echos of the past) -- trailer trash moan music -- I assume
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by rorybestsbigbaldnoggin » Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:15 pm

rumncoke wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:47 am
Where have you been baldnob ?

Entertained by Alexa ---( echos of the past) -- trailer trash moan music -- I assume
Disenchanted by the general handling of the Jackson/Olding fallout, and BBC's loss of broadcasting coverage . . .

I would respond to your second sentence as well, if I could decode what on Earth you meant.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by rumncoke » Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:34 pm

I’m sure you know Alexa very fond of big nobs I hear - trailer trash moan music - sounds like - someone do the scales with their mouthful.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by big mervyn » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:55 pm

rumncoke wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:34 pm
I’m sure you know Alexa very fond of big nobs I hear - trailer trash moan music - sounds like - someone do the scales with their mouthful.
I'm glad that's been clarified ...
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by rorybestsbigbaldnoggin » Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:06 pm

big mervyn wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:55 pm
rumncoke wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:34 pm
I’m sure you know Alexa very fond of big nobs I hear - trailer trash moan music - sounds like - someone do the scales with their mouthful.
I'm glad that's been clarified ...
:lol:
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by big mervyn » Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:31 pm

Some of you must be old enough to remember Professor Stanley Unwin.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by solidarity » Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:39 pm

Certainly do, Merv.
For those who don't: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=st ... &FORM=VIRE
Classic comedy.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Vanhelsing » Sun Oct 27, 2019 3:41 pm

solidarity wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 1:39 pm
Certainly do, Merv.
For those who don't: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=st ... &FORM=VIRE
Classic comedy.
thank you for the video forgot about him..... >clapping

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by big mervyn » Sun Dec 15, 2019 4:46 pm

My grief counsellor died recently.

He was so good, I couldn't give a f*ck.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by big mervyn » Tue Apr 14, 2020 10:27 pm

I took the shell of my racing snail the other day, thinking it would make him go faster ... but it only made him more sluggish.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Bobbievee » Fri May 01, 2020 11:45 pm

3 New fathers rush to the hospital to see their new born. Englishman, Asian guy and a Welshman. Doctor says with all this Covid 19stuff going on , I am afraid our record keeping systems are in a bit of a mess. We have got the babies mixed up, and aren't sure whose is who. I can only suggest drawing lots for the order of choosing.
The Englishman wins the draw, and goes first. He enters the baby unit, and emerges with what is fairly obviously an Asian baby.
The Doctor says, are you absolutely sure that is the one you want?
Too bloody right, says the English guy. There is a 50/50 chance one of those other buggers is Welsh!
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Bobbievee » Tue May 05, 2020 6:49 pm

All you guys getting bored today......
Ring a woman's rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge......

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by rumncoke » Tue May 05, 2020 7:08 pm

The language was worse than a WhatsApp message
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by big mervyn » Sat Jun 20, 2020 9:47 am

Tibetan monk who claims to have seen Jesus's face in a tub of margarine says:
"I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by big mervyn » Thu Jun 25, 2020 12:41 pm

Seeing as I have so much time on my hands at the minute I thought I'd make a donation at the sperm clinic.

The girl asked me to masturbate in the cup.

I said "f*!# me! I'm pretty good but I don't think I'm ready for. a competition!"
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