1--I want something done about my cooker as it has backfired---
and burnt my knob off
2 I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole---
in his back passaage
3 Their 18 year old son is continously banging--
his balls against my fence
4 will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday---
and now she pregant
5 I want to complain about the farmer across the road every morning at 6am his bit wakes me up and its getting to much
6 the man next door has a large erection in the back garden which is unsightly and dangerous
7 I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would be pleased if you could do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night
8 please send a man with clean tools to finish the job --- and satisfy the wife
9 I have had the Clerk of the Works down on the floor six times but still have no satisfaction
10 We are getting married in September and would like it in the garden before we move into the house
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We all know what they mean --- but love the way they say
