HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a TWO BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. H e is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL Brennan - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
Male and Female PC
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rugbymunchkin
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Re: Male and Female PC
An alternative to this is Follicularly challenged!Red Hand Supporter wrote: 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
Gotta love this - tis PCness gone mad!If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, but you'll be hard to beat!!!
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not too sure about male no. 5 on a site with u13's regularly signing in either....
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ultimate ulster chick
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Re: Male and Female PC
Well I'm a chick and I'm horny!Red Hand Supporter wrote:1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
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Cap'n Grumpy
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Re: Male and Female PC
There's more women posters on this site than I realised!Red Hand Supporter wrote:9. She does not NAG you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
