Gusherasms
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Gusherasms
As it's the start of the week, and Gusher is always good for a laugh, what are our favourite Gusherasms?
One from Friday night
"wonderful sidestep by the silky prop"
A Gusherasm is when Gusher has an orgasm on the air. These often range from knowing the educational history of all players in time, to talking about an outrageous offload. Jim is good for at least 5 Gusherasms a match
One from Friday night
"wonderful sidestep by the silky prop"
A Gusherasm is when Gusher has an orgasm on the air. These often range from knowing the educational history of all players in time, to talking about an outrageous offload. Jim is good for at least 5 Gusherasms a match
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We should make this thread a sticky and add as many Gusherasms as we hear. Now that I'm on the look out for them.
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Losing all effect 'cos I don't remember the name involved and in fact because it wasn't Gusher but Fullerton.
Five-a-side tournament about 15 years ago "And xxxxxx shows us again what a world-class striker he is". As some Irish league hopeful popped one in from one end of the sports hall to other.
Five-a-side tournament about 15 years ago "And xxxxxx shows us again what a world-class striker he is". As some Irish league hopeful popped one in from one end of the sports hall to other.
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Can anyone remember the quote about Stephen Ferris after he scored last season against one of the Italian teams, he described Ferris like a train either without a station or had missed his station?
Would love the exact quote if anyone can remember. It was up there, clearly one he had had in the bank for while.
Would love the exact quote if anyone can remember. It was up there, clearly one he had had in the bank for while.
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I think it was against Llanelli at home, may have been Constable came out with that one.
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Gusher covering Olympic boxing was also quite funny
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Cardiff vs Ulster when Nick tried an offload which didn't come off
“I really do worry about him, said Jim, “ he may be called Williams, but he is not Sonny Bill!”
“I really do worry about him, said Jim, “ he may be called Williams, but he is not Sonny Bill!”
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Just out of interest, Russ. Is there any significance in the picture of a young Gusher in Dervock of all places?
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As when "Pienaar lands his box kick on a 6pence" is mentioned for the 8th time in the opening 6 minutes, this being the only line Gusher can recite post box kick other than, "looks like it's gone a wee touch too far", this was the only picture of Gusher in the "large" section of google images, and as large is the key size needed for internet forum banter, it was deemed necessary to place young gusher of Dervock in the thread, just like "Paddy Wallace, formerly of Campbell College" is trotted out at every opportunity by big JimScranner wrote:Just out of interest, Russ. Is there any significance in the picture of a young Gusher in Dervock of all places?
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Not sure if this counts; it's probably more "doing a Gusher" than a Gusherasm but did anyone hear him try to find the words for contact lenses? "Those things you put in your eyes..."
That and constantly confusing our blonde-haired players with one another.
That and constantly confusing our blonde-haired players with one another.
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It's Paul Marshall with Luke that gets me, he is forever saying Paddy Jackson passes to Paul Marshall.shamalicious wrote:Not sure if this counts; it's probably more "doing a Gusher" than a Gusherasm but did anyone hear him try to find the words for contact lenses? "Those things you put in your eyes..."
That and constantly confusing our blonde-haired players with one another.
The forwards size is always brought into question also, always "big Neill McComb" "big John Afoa"
Chris Henry and Roger Wilson are the same person to Gusher
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shamalicious wrote:Not sure if this counts; it's probably more "doing a Gusher" than a Gusherasm but did anyone hear him try to find the words for contact lenses? "Those things you put in your eyes..."
That and constantly confusing our blonde-haired players with one another.
'Tom Court's down injured, it seems to be a....oh no wait its just a problem with his....eh...those things you stick in your eyes when you can't see properly"