Bordeaux v Ulster

Joe Schmo · Post by **Joe Schmo** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 10:09 pm

againstthehead wrote:
scrum5 wrote:Les has to shoulder quite a lot of the blame, why would you bring Marshy on? Why? Bordeaux battered us second half and in spite of resolute defense that dam was eventually going to break, it just happened that we gifted them that try which got them the lead but why take a quick penalty and then stop, a losing bonus point would have been a fair result considering the possession they had, where was Rory's boot when Marshall needed it most...
I think it's abundantly clear that clear that Kiss is just demonstrating how truly fekked Ulster are going to be when Ruan departs in the hope that someone from the IRFU will wake up and smell the Lattes.

No, I think it's abundantly clear that whoever you put in an Ulster shirt, they'll be dumb as dirt when it matters. When it actually matters, when Ulster actually need to get it done, their brains are missing. It's happened every year since we were brill.

Deraless · Post by **Deraless** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 10:28 pm

Joe Schmo wrote:
Gerald the Mole wrote:
Joe Schmo wrote:Ulster should send the As out next week for they'll need their best team for the following week when Munster come rolling into town. They'll be throwing the kitchen sink and the rest of the caravan at every match for the rest of season. And who'd expect anything less.
Maybe you don't know , but Ulster A already have a game next Saturday in London
I don't mean the actual A's I mean those fringe players not usually selected for Super duper matches. Easier to say the A's than 'the fringe players who are not usually selected for the super duper matches'

Everyone who wasn't on the team or bench (or Diack who looked like he travelled) today was playing for the As on friday night!

Cockatrice · Post by **Cockatrice** » Sun Oct 16, 2016 10:50 pm

Most bakebookers appear to be very finger pointing at Roger and small p with a few even asking if the team was told the news on Axel at half time...

thecrouch · Post by **thecrouch** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:07 am

Cockatrice wrote:Most bakebookers appear to be very finger pointing at Roger and small p with a few even asking if the team was told the news on Axel at half time...

The Pom Pom wavers are back too. SUFTUM, true fans, etc etc.

Russ · Post by **Russ** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:08 am

Well Les is angry

"We need to have a look at ourselves"

BR · Post by BR » Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:23 am

thecrouch wrote:
Cockatrice wrote:Most bakebookers appear to be very finger pointing at Roger and small p with a few even asking if the team was told the news on Axel at half time...
The Pom Pom wavers are back too. SUFTUM, true fans, etc etc.

Is pom pom waver number 4 (my MOTM btw) back?

Setanta · Post by **Setanta** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 9:32 am

porn porn waver - don't know that site!

EastTerraceUR · Post by **EastTerraceUR** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:08 am

We need 9 points in the next 3 games....
Then we need to beat Exeter (which is possible)... that's 13
Giving us an outside chance with a BP on last week to finish with 18 points

thecrouch · Post by **thecrouch** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:47 am

We have only one forward who can carry a ball and that's Henderson. Ah You is alright but I'm pretty sure I'm fitter than he is.

Not good enough and too easy to defend against.

Cockatrice · Post by **Cockatrice** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:50 am

EastTerraceUR wrote:We need 9 points in the next 3 games....
Then we need to beat Exeter (which is possible)... that's 13
Giving us an outside chance with a BP on last week to finish with 18 points

East… You could sell 4* holidays in Syria with this optimism.

Russ · Post by **Russ** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:52 am

thecrouch wrote:We have only one forward who can carry a ball and that's Henderson. Ah You is alright but I'm pretty sure I'm fitter than he is.

Not good enough and too easy to defend against.

Just saw the highlights

What a clusterballix

If only we had someone who can carry like their forwards and in particular their reserves can

I for one blame our schools system
Boys are forced to bulk as the coaches want to win the schools cup
Bulking means they dont learn technique

Technique first then bulk

Cornerfleg · Post by **Cornerfleg** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:54 am

Dave Ah Feck was given a fitbit last month to help him get up to speed ... he ate it. If you get the game on youtube ... go to settings and play it at 1.25 speed ... at that speed Dave appears to move at normal speed, a bit like when you play clips of astronauts walking on the moon speeded up ... which leads me to think Dave is a conspiracy theory.

Cornerfleg · Post by **Cornerfleg** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 10:56 am

Russ Technique doesn't win you the schools cup and that's all that matters anything after that is after the Lord Mayors Show in Ulster rugby.

thecrouch · Post by **thecrouch** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:01 am

A lot of our soft plodders didn't come through the school system.

Yes it may be ineffective but it's not the sole problem right now. We have signed too much dross.

Russ · Post by **Russ** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 11:12 am

thecrouch wrote:A lot of our soft plodders didn't come through the school system.

Yes it may be ineffective but it's not the sole problem right now. We have signed too much dross.

We had to hire Daves as our schools fail to produce Daves and better

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