Doubtless, we will do that but I thought I'd give your creative sides a chance and hereby announce the Summer Limerick Competition.
Rules:
Your Limerick should be in standard five-line form
Lines 1,2 & 5 should rhyme as should 3 & 4, no arty farty none rhyming crap, though if it hints at a rhyme leeway will be provided
Every Limerick should be about a player, coach or office person up to & including Fit.
The winner will be the one that comes closest to making me spit out my coffee.
To start you off I have composed two, neither of which will be awarded the title.
There was a young Dub named Shanners
Who infrequently played at Spanners
His pass is just fine
Like a good number nine
But it's tough following Afrikaners
A quality centre named Cave
Is nobody's idea of a Dave
But he could not get a pick
Cos' Les Kiss is a pr1ck
Who'd be better off dead in his grave
(sorry FOLK, yer not quite that bad.
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There yis go.