Ulster V Cheetahs - team

[Rooster]

Les has absolutely no excuses.

Nada, rien du tout & sweet feck all in the way of excuses barring that he came into a job he was never experienced enough for. The bizarre thing is that he still appears to think he can hack it.

I wonder has anyone told him that the "Kiss Out Movement" is now in its third whinging year.

3 years and not a single banner to voice what we really think in the privacy of this room.. if this continues surely that line must be crossed and someone somewhere will eventually take his balls out of his pockets and put in print what we all think..

even a FOLK banner is too much for Ulster supporters... one more year I say before someone sticks their head up.

For someone who is so vocal on here about the ills of Logan at every opportunity, shouldn't you be taking the lead with one about him?

No point putting FOLK on a banner unless the actual words are on it as not many would understand. No doubt if a banner did appear eventsec would be dispatched to retrieve it.

[BaggyTrousers]

Les has absolutely no excuses.

Nada, rien du tout & sweet feck all in the way of excuses barring that he came into a job he was never experienced enough for. The bizarre thing is that he still appears to think he can hack it.

I wonder has anyone told him that the "Kiss Out Movement" is now in its third whinging year.

3 years and not a single banner to voice what we really think in the privacy of this room.. if this continues surely that line must be crossed and someone somewhere will eventually take his balls out of his pockets and put in print what we all think..

even a FOLK banner is too much for Ulster supporters... one more year I say before someone sticks their head up.

For someone who is so vocal on here about the ills of Logan at every opportunity, shouldn't you be taking the lead with one about him?

No point putting FOLK on a banner unless the actual words are on it as not many would understand. No doubt if a banner did appear eventsec would be dispatched to retrieve it.

Always remembering that if an Eventsec operative lays hands on you, a simple instruction to your brief should enrich you.

[BaggyTrousers]

I can tell you that the team is going to be amongst the worst jokes you will ever have heard.

KISS HAS LOST HIS FUC'KING MARBLES.

The only good news is that he should be out the door before long unless of course his friends in Dublin cow our leadership within Camp Spanners.

Losing the membership of Ulternative Alster is one thing, the majority of the dressing room another. Then again, maybe I'm talking ballix.

[Dave]

I still have hope that Jono and the other understudies can become more prominent in their capacities and circumvent Les' buffoonery. If all fit, we have the best pack we have had in many a season.

Gwan Jono!!

[Dave]

Speaking from experience, there is an issue for Baggy being gay as the next man and having a missus to pleasure. I doubt his sheets stay clean for long enough to inscribe FOLK on a banner and bring to Ravinghill. Plus being as gay as the next man, I'd imagine they're all satin (not sat on).

[SOU]

Got the Cheetahs at 5/2 on Sky Bet earlier, incase anyone wants to actually be able to take something positive out of the match

[Dave]

I think the last time we lost our first game of the season was 2013. Dragons away.

[eeyore]

Deysel, Henry, and Marcel
Cooney and Christian
Marshall and Tommy

[thewaterboy]

If L Marshall is released then a Marshall/ Bowe centre combo would be madness when it could be a McCloskey/ Marshall pairing (assuming Big Stu not injured).

Interest to see who Les considers his first choice loosehead this season. Last season I thought it was a position we were very poor - both in attacking opposition scrums and carrying the hard yards close to the breakdown. Les started Black in the two preseasons friendlies so would look to be him, but I would rank McCall and Warwick both ahead of him. Plus they are both younger. Then Hond to come in to the mix at the end of the month. Would also like to see O'Hagan given his chance at some point.

[BR]

Always remembering that if an Eventsec operative lays hands on you, a simple instruction to your brief should enrich you.

Not strictly true.

[Dave]

McCall was starting the SDC games when fit. He is miles better than Black and Warwick is isn't SDC standard imo. Hopefully the Hond is decent because this was a position of considerable concern last season.

[scrum5]

With those available, I'd expect
McCall, Andrews, Herbst, Browne, O'Connor, Dysel, Coetzee, Henry, Cooney, Christian, Trimble, Big Stu, Caveman, Charlie and Louis

[shamalicious]

Is it now a thing to not announce the team until the day before?

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[damianmcr]

Is it now a thing to not announce the team until the day before?

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It's always been a thing

[Dave]

It used to be Wednesday in the glory days.