Standup for the basketcases
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Now who would object o the Billy Boys ?
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Shan wrote:Agreed - Meat Hook Sodomy by Cannibal Corpse could suit if you want yer team to tear the opposition apart.Rooster wrote: Anyone who gets all worked up about the lyrics of a song is a very narrow minded arsehole indeed
Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate
Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat
Hung upside down, holes punctured through half chewed
Gristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green
Upheaveal of human entrails
Deterioration of grated genitals, dangling from the hooks
Obscene feelings deep inside me
Dislocating, separating a blood
Drenched body
Begin the anal grounting
Awaiting insertion, to rip out intestine
Bodily destruction
Vulgar molestation
Treachery never ending soul ripping
Lifeless Bodies not, petrified
Cloggins veins
Presure building
Scabbing clotted sores dehydrate
Condemned to life of obscurity
Dismal dimensions of my being, I explore my thoughts through murder
Devoting my life to mutilation
Screams of blood saturate, grubs feed on dilapidated
Stumps, darkness overshadowing the killing
Eyes now dialate
Bodies disintegrate
Razor sharp hooks implanted in your rectum
Splitting bodies, spilling guts on the ground
Sodomizing living beings with my utensils
Stabbing on your life stripped of all your skin
Disgusting to the world
Beauty to my eyes
The body lying naked, discharging my infection
Invigorating while I kill, intoxicating
Invoking suffering on human beings
Grinding orifices my only therapy
Sculpting gore
Muscle tissue
Reshaping
Mounds of flesh, deformation
Skulls of victims stacked like trophies
Bleeding from your Brennan sudden blood ejection
Great to see, amongst vivid images of pain, suffering and a level of depravity the young gentlemen's WhatsApp group could not imagine, that our word censor managed to insert "Brennan", for I very much doubt that gifted lyricists Alex Webster / Bob Rusay / Chris Barnes / Jack Owen / Paul Mazurkiewicz have Brennan in their vocabulary.
I assume that now Shan has published this in a rugby related forum, Ulster will feel obliged to review the status of Jack Owens, despite having an S on the end of his name, and that the press will decamp to his front garden hoping for a shot of Ulster's latest sexual deviant. FFFS nobody tell them that I'm as gay as the next man or I'll be trapped in my house like Stu Olding.
Gentlemen, that is a roundabout way of saying I thoroughly agree with your view on the state of the human race. The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
I wish that the world would learn from New Zealand when it upholds common sense by stating to tourists: If you fall over it's your own bloody fault.
I'm pretty sure that when Bob Dylan penned the greatest song ever written that he wasn't suggesting the current levels of shyte were what was needed.
Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.
Written in 1964, it was prophetic, things changed hugely and for the better, rights won by many sections of people ..... but of course eventually the right wing and the extremely wealthy decided - equality? What's in it for us? Nothing. And since then the common herd have been titillated by electronic gadgetry which they pay small ransoms for and retreat from life into the virtual world, taking vicarious pleasures from the online world and allowing it to form their opinions.
Meanwhile, we are told we are so lucky, full employment a recent bullshit claim. Yes very good eh? Yeah if you are happy with young people stuck in short-term contracts around the minimum wage, no chance of a permanent job, no chance of a mortgage, paying people of means who have bought cheap housing to rent at exorbitant rents and all that enabled by kunts like Thatcher who sold off the nations housing stock of affordable housing.
Thank Christ I'll be dead soon, this is not what Bob envisaged and it's all been downhill for the common five-eighth since around the late seventies when the leading currency became greed. People are such scumbags given wealth, position or power, with a few exceptions.
FFFS catch up people, you probably think it was all the banks doing that 2007/8 crash happened. Bullshite, they certainly played their part, but the wealthy jumped in and decided to make a realignment of society happen, bought out the struggling at basement prices and the gap between rich and poor is wider than it's been in many decades, probably the best part of a century, possibly more.
Radix Malorum Cupiditas Est.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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Most likely the same types who would object to "Oo ah up the Ra" In other words anyone who isn't a c-nt.rumncoke wrote:Now who would object o the Billy Boys ?
It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways.
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Fu'ck off Ron'n, I hate all Orangebastards.rumncoke wrote:Now who would object o the Billy Boys ?
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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Has he been sniffing bags again, or something worse?
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I assume with Gilroy starting the #ibelieveher crowd will be picketing Thomond.
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Nah they have forgotten alreadyJackie Brown wrote:I assume with Gilroy starting the #ibelieveher crowd will be picketing Thomond.
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Sniffing auld bagsShan wrote:Has he been sniffing bags again, or something worse?
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It's not trending on twitter.Jackie Brown wrote:I assume with Gilroy starting the #ibelieveher crowd will be picketing Thomond.
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All I want do is baby make love to you
No all i wanted to confirm was that we all have something we object to.
Baggy the fact is there is nothing more intolerant than a socialist/communist/ fascist
For all that its ills a capitalist society is more tolerant than any of the above .
The problem of society is everybody wants everything to- day and really doesn't care how it is obtained .
You and I had the good luck to grow up at a time of change when a job for life was nearly possible and the fact that a Chinaman was willing to make something for a third the wages wasn't a factor. You bought a shirt and you wore it for about 2 years because it lasted two years , now its twice in the wash and then in the bin .
You can't turn back the clock- you can't uninvent the bomb - or the computer - or robotics.
Even when I was in work there were people ,worked in the office during the day, and then went out at night collecting for the Checkcompanies and selling unneeded rubbish to people up to their eyes in debt.
No all i wanted to confirm was that we all have something we object to.
Baggy the fact is there is nothing more intolerant than a socialist/communist/ fascist
For all that its ills a capitalist society is more tolerant than any of the above .
The problem of society is everybody wants everything to- day and really doesn't care how it is obtained .
You and I had the good luck to grow up at a time of change when a job for life was nearly possible and the fact that a Chinaman was willing to make something for a third the wages wasn't a factor. You bought a shirt and you wore it for about 2 years because it lasted two years , now its twice in the wash and then in the bin .
You can't turn back the clock- you can't uninvent the bomb - or the computer - or robotics.
Even when I was in work there were people ,worked in the office during the day, and then went out at night collecting for the Checkcompanies and selling unneeded rubbish to people up to their eyes in debt.
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Whens the referendum?
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Shan wrote:Most likely the same types who would object to "Oo ah up the Ra" In other words anyone who isn't a c-nt.rumncoke wrote:Now who would object o the Billy Boys ?
Paul.
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I’m feeling Perky this morning.
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for dog and ulcer wrote:And I thought Shan was a Daniel O'Donnell fan.
Maybe it was Daniel O' Connell?
i'm happy to see the use of Brennan is spreading in the English speaking world.
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What a man
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