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Setanta wrote:Not at all, the joke is on us!
That is true but Keatley is coming.
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Blanai Mcilroianatawat?
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Dave wrote:
Setanta wrote:Not at all, the joke is on us!
That is true but Keatley is coming.

On his own, or with JC?
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Regarding the costs incurred by Mr Jackson, Mr Kelly said the trial was initially scheduled to last between three to five weeks, but ended up spanning over a period of nine-and-a-half weeks.
Mr Kelly today in court re PJs legal expenses.
There's at least two jokes in there.
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monkee wrote:Regarding the costs incurred by Mr Jackson, Mr Kelly said the trial was initially scheduled to last between three to five weeks, but ended up spanning over a period of nine-and-a-half weeks.
Mr Kelly today in court re PJs legal expenses.
There's at least two jokes in there.
You'll have to spell it out for me
The only joke i see is that it went to trial thanks to a ra lawyer interfering

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9 1/2 weeks ?
You must have missed the 80s
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monkee wrote:9 1/2 weeks ?
You must have missed the 80s
Aye
Was quite young

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Also the guy who'd get the money is the one asking

Plus the person he is asking is the one who decided a trial was warranted -- after looking at the evidence

The only people who gain in the length of the trial
were the lawyers .

And of course the Twitter sisters had more time to harness their bile .


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rumncoke wrote:Also the guy who'd get the money is the one asking

Plus the person he is asking is the one who decided a trial was warranted -- after looking at the evidence

The only people who gain in the length of the trial
were the lawyers .

And of course the Twitter sisters had more time to harness their bile .


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Russ wrote:
rumncoke wrote:Also the guy who'd get the money is the one asking

Plus the person he is asking is the one who decided a trial was warranted -- after looking at the evidence

The only people who gain in the length of the trial
were the lawyers .

And of course the Twitter sisters had more time to harness their bile .


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racist ??

where


chauvinist maybe

but less so than my father


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rumncoke wrote:racist ??

where


chauvinist maybe

but less so than my father


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Baggy

Remember all change is for no change every generation likes to think it is more civilised than the previous .

But the fact is the human race has not advanced one inch

we still torture people but the methods differ


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