Ulster Squad 2018/19

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Dave wrote:We had zero breakdown presence last season. Mostly due to a non aggressive defense. Gibbes getting the reigns demonstrated how we need a forwards focused coach. However we need some creative back play to build upon any foundation the forwards may provide.
So what yer saying is ... if we had a forwards coach and some big mean forwards we could win ball and THEN get a backs coach to get some backs, and get them playing fast attacking rugby ... Then World domination is back on?

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Ah the ham and eggs tale, a story as old as time. The hen was involved but the pig was committed.
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Cornerfleg wrote:
Dave wrote:We had zero breakdown presence last season. Mostly due to a non aggressive defense. Gibbes getting the reigns demonstrated how we need a forwards focused coach. However we need some creative back play to build upon any foundation the forwards may provide.
So what yer saying is ... if we had a forwards coach and some big mean forwards we could win ball and THEN get a backs coach to get some backs, and get them playing fast attacking rugby ... Then World domination is back on?

If you had Ham ... you could have ham and eggs ... if you had eggs.
Give it five years. The eggs decide the result and the ham by how much. Last season we had too much Turkey or too many Turkeys. In truth we were more of a side salad smothered with a slap of soft cheese.
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Actual footage of Bryn signing The Hond!!!!
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Is anyone at UR talking to thon big Williams Brother at Wimbleedon? .... jeeez that's our issues at LH solved right there ... imagine coming to Ravers and seeing yon blade in a white shirt glaring at ye at kick off ...

Frig ... I've seen some scary things in my puff but yon bird takes the biscuit ... face like a bulldog licking novichok off a volcano ... stomps around permanent gurn on her bake ... blatters the bajeeeez outta a few balls ... scratches her own ... stomps back again ... I swear there are retired East German weemin shot putters that have nightmares thinking about taking yon yoke on at anything .... She could teach our soft Saffers a thing or two about getting over the gain line.
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Knowing UR we'd sign the wrong sister... We have history...
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Knowing us we’d probably sign frank Williams and not spot his wheelchair.
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What.. The Vicar from Dad’s Army is in a wheelchair? Time does us no favours.
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Tender wrote:What.. The Vicar from Dad’s Army is in a wheelchair? Time does us no favours.
Isn't he still acting at 85? Can he act as a coach?
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jackthelad wrote:
Tender wrote:What.. The Vicar from Dad’s Army is in a wheelchair? Time does us no favours.
Isn't he still acting at 85? Can he act as a coach?
Did he not join the choir invisible not so long ago?
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Well if he’s bought the Farm, he didn’t tell Julian ASSange .
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Tender wrote:Well if he’s bought the Farm, he didn’t tell Julian ASSange .
Still with us. Him and young Pikey are the only survivors from the original cast.
Could have sworn he'd passed on.
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big mervyn wrote:
jackthelad wrote:
Tender wrote:What.. The Vicar from Dad’s Army is in a wheelchair? Time does us no favours.
Isn't he still acting at 85? Can he act as a coach?
Did he not join the choir invisible not so long ago?
Not many left.....
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Well with Billy Burns (out-half) and Alex Thompson (Lock) we are now only five short quantity-wise on last year's squad. I also think the pack looks stronger. Logan goes in August and McFarland arrives in October. Things have a long way to go but definitely on the way up (admittedly from down a deep well).
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The Hond and Brokeknee will be like new signings.
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