You heard the man, top that if you can!theodddropgoal wrote:I've seen both East Fife and Forfar play live. (not against each other) Top that for useless boast.
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Kicking this topic off with this inspirational useless boast from theodddropgoal.
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I like this thread.
I once bought a meteorite from Syd Barrett's nephew.
I once bought a meteorite from Syd Barrett's nephew.
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Nice onebig mervyn wrote:I like this thread.
I once bought a meteorite from Syd Barrett's nephew.
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I once sold a piece of rock labelled as a meteorite to Syd Barrett as a birthday present for his nephew.big mervyn wrote:I like this thread.
I once bought a meteorite from Syd Barrett's nephew.
I'm not arguing -
I'm just explaining why I'm right
I'm just explaining why I'm right
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I've seen the odd drop goal in my time.theodddropgoal wrote:I've seen both East Fife and Forfar play live. (not against each other) Top that for useless boast.
I've even scored the odd drop goal (or two).
Indeed, perhaps unsurprisingly, I've even seen the odd drop goals that I scored.
I'm not arguing -
I'm just explaining why I'm right
I'm just explaining why I'm right
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I'd rather this thread only had the occasional decent post than be cluttered up with nonsense.
Please stay on topic.
First two entries are quality, let them be your guide.
Please stay on topic.
First two entries are quality, let them be your guide.
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I once asked (then Blackburn coach) Mark Hughes for a lift to their game against Liverpool later that day on the tram bus. He said no.
We were over for the game and happened to stay in the same hotel as his team, good team it was, Brad Friedel, Robbie Savage among others. Breakfast in the morning there they all were, up I went, in a Liverpool jersey to ask. We really hadn't worked out how we were going to get there, it was going to involve at least 2 buses. We happened to fall in with another guy who was going and had a car and offered us a lift. Turns out our Sparky isn't the only Sparky who's a jerk.
We were over for the game and happened to stay in the same hotel as his team, good team it was, Brad Friedel, Robbie Savage among others. Breakfast in the morning there they all were, up I went, in a Liverpool jersey to ask. We really hadn't worked out how we were going to get there, it was going to involve at least 2 buses. We happened to fall in with another guy who was going and had a car and offered us a lift. Turns out our Sparky isn't the only Sparky who's a jerk.
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I once saw HWM and the Holywoodettes sober on an away trip.
Beat that!
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I'm amazed that blackburn over stayed in a hotel when it's only an hour from Liverpool.OneMore wrote:I once asked (then Blackburn coach) Mark Hughes for a lift to their game against Liverpool later that day on the tram bus. He said no.
We were over for the game and happened to stay in the same hotel as his team, good team it was, Brad Friedel, Robbie Savage among others. Breakfast in the morning there they all were, up I went, in a Liverpool jersey to ask. We really hadn't worked out how we were going to get there, it was going to involve at least 2 buses. We happened to fall in with another guy who was going and had a car and offered us a lift. Turns out our Sparky isn't the only Sparky who's a jerk.
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Pretty sure all the top end teams stay in a hotel the night before a game even when they're playing at home these days.WeeWorld wrote:I'm amazed that blackburn over stayed in a hotel when it's only an hour from Liverpool.OneMore wrote:I once asked (then Blackburn coach) Mark Hughes for a lift to their game against Liverpool later that day on the tram bus. He said no.
We were over for the game and happened to stay in the same hotel as his team, good team it was, Brad Friedel, Robbie Savage among others. Breakfast in the morning there they all were, up I went, in a Liverpool jersey to ask. We really hadn't worked out how we were going to get there, it was going to involve at least 2 buses. We happened to fall in with another guy who was going and had a car and offered us a lift. Turns out our Sparky isn't the only Sparky who's a jerk.
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Liar222toHounslow wrote:I once saw HWM and the Holywoodettes sober on an away trip.
Beat that!
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Best office Xmas dinner ever!Dave wrote:I've masturbated 5 times already this lunchtime.
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