Squad depth 2024/25

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I think he is an inch or two shorter than ideal.
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Lurgan Lad wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2024 7:52 pm I think he is an inch or two shorter than ideal.
He'd look bigger if you shaved all the hair round him
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Lurgan Lad wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2024 7:52 pm I think he is an inch or two shorter than ideal.
Depends where you measure from
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justinr73 wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 3:09 pm Two of the top five try scorers in the URC play for Ulster.

One of the other three is Werner Kok.

I smell silverware…..
Werner Kok will be older by the time he arrives. So will he be able to keep it up?
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So with the cannabis drug den now out of use to house new arrivals, I hear ulster plan to put Kok in a Condom..iniun
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Bart S wrote:So with the cannabis drug den now out of use to house new arrivals, I hear ulster plan to put Kok in a Condom..iniun
Shirley a high rise?
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justinr73 wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 3:09 pm Two of the top five try scorers in the URC play for Ulster.

One of the other three is Werner Kok.

I smell silverware…..
Yes, Kok has had a vein of form for a while now
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I trust we can expect a fairly limp performance against Gloucester on Friday night.
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The hooker is Herring, the wingers Kok.

Shame there is no Stew...

The centre is Olding, the wingers Kok

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UlsterNo9 wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2024 11:15 pm
justinr73 wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 3:09 pm Two of the top five try scorers in the URC play for Ulster.

One of the other three is Werner Kok.

I smell silverware…..
Yes, Kok has had a vein of form for a while now
Could he get us to a semi next year?
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He’s the man for the big tackle
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Let's hope the penis not mightier than the sword. On paper he might not be a world beater but I think he will be a handy signing. I think he is the man to get us over the line in a swordfight on the pitch. He will spill it all on the field for us.
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I hear castore have designed a purple scrum cap
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I see Ealing announced Craig Newby as their defence coach on Friday, #MrIceHockey reporting on now old news today in the local rag.
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Neill_M wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 4:50 pm I see Ealing announced Craig Newby as their defence coach on Friday, #MrIceHockey reporting on now old news today in the local rag.
>Off_Topic_Man this has nothing to do with penises!
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