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Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:01 pm
by hugothemasterofdisaster
I thought you meant Tommy Bowe?
Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:02 pm
by Cornerfleg
You get to the game on Sunday ... despite boycotting it ...
There's a typo in the programme ... do you...
1. Go "Meh - I'm not coming back next season, don't care"
2. See it as a golden opportunity to shout "Logan Out"
3. Produce an AK47 from your haversack and take out half of they Hughes Stand?
Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:03 pm
by Cornerfleg
hugothemasterofdisaster wrote:I thought you meant Tommy Bowe?
School boy error.
Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:07 pm
by hugothemasterofdisaster
Cornerfleg wrote:You get to the game on Sunday ... despite boycotting it ...
There's a typo in the programme ... do you...
1. Go "Meh - I'm not coming back next season, don't care"
2. See it as a golden opportunity to shout "Logan Out"
3. Produce an AK47 from your haversack and take out half of they Hughes Stand?
I'll go with "2" as a halfway house to "3"
Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:09 pm
by Cornerfleg
Well at least we can rule him out as being the real Tommy from Comber ...
Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:13 pm
by Cornerfleg
You're watching the match on Sunday, we actually get some go forward ball and after 59 phases in their 22 ... we score ... do you...
1. Shout "Yesssss get in there" ... then realise you are surrounded by boycotting fans and return to your pint and mumble ... "Logan Out" to try and get some Kudos back.
2. Go ... WTF happened there ... turn to yer mate and say "was that Davy Humphreys" and make some enlightened remark about the ref only to find that it exposes a total lack of any knowledge of the laws of the game.
3. Roll onto you right cheek, hit the pause button, scratch yer swingers and open a new tin of Bavaria?
Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:26 pm
by Dave
hugothemasterofdisaster wrote:I thought you meant Tommy Bowe?
You have a lot to learn. We haven't even told you about Clive or Pip yet.
Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:33 pm
by Cornerfleg
Or the Randy Quinnies ... or Bouncy Castle Rea
Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:35 pm
by 222toHounslow
Or wee Shug. He was a lovable character
Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:36 pm
by Cornerfleg
Don't mention Rum ... I mentioned him once but I think I got away with it....
Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:40 pm
by Dave
Cornerfleg wrote:Don't mention Rum ... I mentioned him once but I think I got away with it....
Or russ and dave....
Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:49 pm
by parsley
who said that ?
Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:54 pm
by big mervyn
parsley wrote:who said that ?
I think I know your Russian cousin. Yurarsin
Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:58 pm
by parsley
small world indeed merv
BTW for the avoidance of any doubt - I'm not a newbie. I just don't post very often.
And I know where Tommy is from.
Re: Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 5:44 pm
by rumncoke
Remember the cornerfleg is so
far up its owner it’s as brown ( with occasional white ) as his tongue .
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