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Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 11:54 am
by rorybestsbigbaldnoggin
Dave wrote:Cornerfleg wrote:So we have comedians here, we have former players, we have those who coach, we have those who can enjoy the finer points of a game, we have those who are actually in the know and some who have played at a very high standard.
We also have self appointed 'experts' whose knowledge of the game is based 100% on playing with a hankie ball on concrete, while in their head their 'analysis' sounds ground breaking ... back in the real world, well ... we have to endure them all, live an let live eh, it's the ones who take it upon themselves to be appointed by none other than their own arsehole to patronise the rest of us, that sometimes makes it hard going.
Nicely put cornerfart
If you think about it, cornerfarting is really the most conscientous way to let one rip. Keep it contained.
Me, I like to stand under the air-con in the training room, squeeze my hoop until I feel fluid on the seat of the boxers, and let the trainees know who's boss as soon as they come in.
Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 11:55 am
by FrannosPen
you are a rocket !
Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 11:58 am
by Cornerfleg
rorybestsbigbaldnoggin wrote:Dave wrote:Cornerfleg wrote:So we have comedians here, we have former players, we have those who coach, we have those who can enjoy the finer points of a game, we have those who are actually in the know and some who have played at a very high standard.
We also have self appointed 'experts' whose knowledge of the game is based 100% on playing with a hankie ball on concrete, while in their head their 'analysis' sounds ground breaking ... back in the real world, well ... we have to endure them all, live an let live eh, it's the ones who take it upon themselves to be appointed by none other than their own arsehole to patronise the rest of us, that sometimes makes it hard going.
Nicely put cornerfart
If you think about it, cornerfarting is really the most conscientous way to let one rip. Keep it contained.
Me, I like to stand under the air-con in the training room, squeeze my hoop until I feel fluid on the seat of the boxers, and let the trainees know who's boss as soon as they come in.
PLease please please tell me you shout
"Allahu Akbar" before you drop the big one ...
Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 12:01 pm
by DavidWolfe
Whilst he is without a doubt a quality player, what is he really bringing to us? He's yet another foreigner coming over here and taking a space from our own home grown talent. If I believed he was going to add something to the squad, some experience, some motivation to the youngsters then great, but he's clearly coming for the money and a good time on the town
Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 12:01 pm
by Dave
Cornerfleg wrote:rorybestsbigbaldnoggin wrote:Dave wrote:Cornerfleg wrote:So we have comedians here, we have former players, we have those who coach, we have those who can enjoy the finer points of a game, we have those who are actually in the know and some who have played at a very high standard.
We also have self appointed 'experts' whose knowledge of the game is based 100% on playing with a hankie ball on concrete, while in their head their 'analysis' sounds ground breaking ... back in the real world, well ... we have to endure them all, live an let live eh, it's the ones who take it upon themselves to be appointed by none other than their own arsehole to patronise the rest of us, that sometimes makes it hard going.
Nicely put cornerfart
If you think about it, cornerfarting is really the most conscientous way to let one rip. Keep it contained.
Me, I like to stand under the air-con in the training room, squeeze my hoop until I feel fluid on the seat of the boxers, and let the trainees know who's boss as soon as they come in.
PLease please please tell me you shout
"Allahu Akbar" before you drop the big one ...
Training cops in Manchester?
Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 12:03 pm
by Cornerfleg
Yer on fire today Dave.
Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 12:06 pm
by Cornerfleg
DavidWolfe wrote:Whilst he is without a doubt a quality player, what is he really bringing to us? He's yet another foreigner coming over here and taking a space from our own home grown talent. If I believed he was going to add something to the squad, some experience, some motivation to the youngsters then great, but he's clearly coming for the money and a good time on the town
Sorry to be blunt, but would you care to indicate any home grown local talent that come within a beagle's gowl of his skillset?
Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 12:08 pm
by ruckover
Cornerfleg wrote:DavidWolfe wrote:Whilst he is without a doubt a quality player, what is he really bringing to us? He's yet another foreigner coming over here and taking a space from our own home grown talent. If I believed he was going to add something to the squad, some experience, some motivation to the youngsters then great, but he's clearly coming for the money and a good time on the town
Sorry to be blunt, but would you care to indicate any home grown local talent that come within a beagle's gowl of his skillset?
Our saviour Johnny McPhillips
Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 12:11 pm
by Dave
Cornerfleg wrote:Yer on fire today Dave.
At home with a broken foot literally nothing else to do!
Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 12:23 pm
by shamalicious
Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 12:28 pm
by BaggyTrousers
Cornerfleg wrote:So we have comedians here, we have former players, we have those who coach, we have those who can enjoy the finer points of a game, we have those who are actually in the know and some who have played at a very high standard.
We also have self appointed 'experts' whose knowledge of the game is based 100% on playing with a hankie ball on concrete, while in their head their 'analysis' sounds ground breaking ... back in the real world, well ... we have to endure them all, live an let live eh, it's the ones who take it upon themselves to be appointed by none other than their own arsehole to patronise the rest of us, that sometimes makes it hard going.
Forsake all graven experts Fleg, for I am the one true Expert and I am a jealous Expert visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generations of those who bow down to false experts.
PS Bullshite Mr Wolf, Charless will spend his time being excellent, encouraging best practice amongst nippers, being religious and chilling like a muthafukka.
Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 6:51 pm
by Deraless
Piutau...comin' over 'ere, takin' our jobs.
If he loved it at Wasps wait till he gets a load of us lol.
Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 7:03 pm
by Dave
Wonder is there is a clampit on a wasp's forum asking why is he being let go?
Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 7:21 pm
by rumncoke
If there are some who have played at a high level they are few and very quiet
Never played hankie ball in my life so you can't be referring to me you don't have to play at high level only to have played with those who have and with those who select and analysis .
I spent 20 years in that environment both drunk and sober .
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Re: Charles Piutau
Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 7:51 pm
by therealspratt
Dave wrote:Wonder is there is a clampit on a wasp's forum asking why is he being let go?
Nah, he's no Rory Scholes.
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